Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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Tomassci@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 22 days ago

Love speaking to people but there isn't anyone offline to speak about bitcoin-assisted AI trading? Introducing the HyperReality VR!

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Love speaking to people but there isn't anyone offline to speak about bitcoin-assisted AI trading? Introducing the HyperReality VR!

Tomassci@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 22 days ago

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Real time text-to-voice call - never make another phone call again!

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Real time text-to-voice call - never make another phone call again!

Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Seed funding round minimum buy in 1 billion. I don't know what this is either. Act now!!!

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Seed funding round minimum buy in 1 billion. I don't know what this is either. Act now!!!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

There is no I in team people, Get on this business right away we're going to make a fortune.

www.techmeme.com

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There is no I in team people, Get on this business right away we're going to make a fortune.

www.techmeme.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

A crowd sourcing app that takes pictures of thrift stores

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A crowd sourcing app that takes pictures of thrift stores

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

1.5 B valuation: demand for AI baby podcast is huge! get in now!

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1.5 B valuation: demand for AI baby podcast is huge! get in now!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Don't hesitate point get in on the ground floor now!

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Don't hesitate point get in on the ground floor now!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

We are on our way to another up quarter, boys!

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We are on our way to another up quarter, boys!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Fediverse.com is available for sale, Let's turn it corporate. Get on this gravy train!

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Fediverse.com is available for sale, Let's turn it corporate. Get on this gravy train!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

What the world needs now is another chat bot, total game changer. we will all get rich!

theuselessweb.com

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What the world needs now is another chat bot, total game changer. we will all get rich!

theuselessweb.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Bait 'n Switch Dining, LLC: a series of restaurants with outrageously stereotypical names that serve a completely different style of cuisine than the name implies.

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Bait 'n Switch Dining, LLC: a series of restaurants with outrageously stereotypical names that serve a completely different style of cuisine than the name implies.

Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

The booming, high-stakes arms race of airline safety videos

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The booming, high-stakes arms race of airline safety videos

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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Cabbage@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months ago

Porn parodies were pretty popular right? Let's bring that back but with cows and tshirts

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Porn parodies were pretty popular right? Let's bring that back but with cows and tshirts

Cabbage@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Infinite profit loop! small overhead! incredible business! Penny stock trading over $3 already! Don't sleep on this one

uk.news.yahoo.com

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Infinite profit loop! small overhead! incredible business! Penny stock trading over $3 already! Don't sleep on this one

uk.news.yahoo.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Goldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days!

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Goldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

This belongs here- Health insurance giant, Blue Shield of California shared the private health data of millions with Google for years

news.blueshieldca.com

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This belongs here- Health insurance giant, Blue Shield of California shared the private health data of millions with Google for years

news.blueshieldca.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Don't sleep on this one series three financing has already started! Let's go let's go let's go.

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Don't sleep on this one series three financing has already started! Let's go let's go let's go.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes?

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Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes?

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

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Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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