MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1810arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1799arrow-down1external-linkWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
You don’t?
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