This is real.
I guess this is one way to reduce stress among your employees.
My gf recently had to do a survey at her job and the results were so bad that their management decided to have individual evaluation talks. Turns out they were trying to find out who filled in what to see who was negative about the company.
“No one is leaving this office until I figure out who called me a poopyhead!”
I don’t know if firing a large chunk of people simultaneously will be as good for stress as you think. It will certainly stop the ones left from being honest with you ever again, though.
People in management and HR etc. seem to think that value is created out of thin air rather than because of work.
After one of the many takeovers I endured while working in tech, the new bosses brought in a corporate shill in a lab coat to tell us all how stress is actually GOOD for you.
Fuck them, I hope they all get Adjusted.
As a biologist, I do not trust people who wear lab coats as a public facing uniform
Lab coats aren’t for the vibe, they’re for keeping chemicals, tissue, and rat pee off of your clothes.
TrueAnon rule 22: Only trust biologist with rat piss on their lab coat
Yeah, no one bought her BS, but I am sure the corp paid her well while they claimed they had no money for raises for the workers.
Firings will continue until morale improves
We promise this survey we do on a Microsoft platform you have to log in to using your work account is completely anonymous. It’s only so that we can try to improve your experience here and create better working conditions for you.
Removed from how much of a dickhead you have to be to do this do you never stop to wonder as to why certain people might be so stressed? Like I feel it’s basically guaranteed that the majority of them are going to be the lynchpin of processes and not like the slackers
This is a fantastic way to incur office casulaties
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