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lars@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

How to hold onto a subway pole

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How to hold onto a subway pole

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lars@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    Tarzan did it first

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      1000025960

      • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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        To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.

      • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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        Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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    Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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    Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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    Bung Fu Grip

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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    If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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      is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?

      if she fart do chat goon?

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    Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Don’t skip cheek day

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.

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    Mind the Gap!

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    Eins A Scheißepfosten

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    I wish I was that pole

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    In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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      Got his water bottle in a strategic place…

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