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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Teens are banned from the park.

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Teens are banned from the park.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Mitch doesn’t intend on becoming a Female Doctor and decided to mention it. No HRT for you Mitch!

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      Maybe he said “urologist” and the journalist just didn’t understand.

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        Fair, that’s a possibility too

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’d be andrologist

      • TryingSomethingNew@lemmy.world
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        “No, you’re ologist!”

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          “No, I’m the ologist!”

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        This is journalism?

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    • Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org
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      AI slop! Loose the white blood cells!

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Dawn has some mighty strange-looking fingers, too.

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      I mean you can also tell this is fake because that would be assault.

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        Yeah, an assault would never happen in the real life.

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          The point being that it wouldn’t be “this guy is banned from the park,” it would be “please alert the police if you see him.”

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      Ai iS EquAL bAD

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    AI SLOP

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      The text is clearly human made, and altogether the whole thing is funny. The tool for creating the images in this context doesn’t really impact upon the quality of the work as a whole given the low standards and the fact that it’s literally a joke, and furthermore is pretty unlikely to have put anyone out of a job. I can’t imagine anyone is making a profit out of this so even the murky topic of copyright for the training data used by the model is at the very least less bad even if not completely abrogated.

      If they’d done this with stolen images from the web and Photoshop I don’t think there’d be a lot accusations of ‘Photoshop slop’ because they didn’t create costumes and props and do a shoot on location and went with the ‘lazy’ option instead.

      There are many things to be worried about with the popular availability of generative AI tools and the torrent of slop that’s being pushed out of them but this really seems not to be one worth worrying about or even having contempt for.

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    No JUICETICE NO PEACE

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      ORANGE YOU GLAD I HAVE TO RELOAD?

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        IT’S NEVER NOT NOVEL TO AIM FOR NAVELS WITH NAVELS

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          I’m George’s brother ORANGE CARLIN that lives in storage eating porridge mad at teens for breaking my door hinge.

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            YOU MIGHT THINK IM DONE HERE BUT NAAAA.

            …RAN-JA.

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              Haiku

              slinger of citrus

              orangeman dominates these teens

              orangeman thinks "who’s next?“

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    The logo and style are so similar to an obvious plant poster. But I can’t find if this is an old logo of theirs or just a new person doing the same thing.

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      I looked all over for that logo first too. It’s definitely the same style of humor.

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        It’s True Wagner. He does flyers like this and they are pretty funny.

        Obvious Plant puts products on shelves, and True Wagner puts flyers up.

        He’s the same guy who did “one day blinding stew” and “conductor of this train threw up on my kid,” both instant classics.

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          Obvious plant does park posters as well.

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          He’s the same guy who did “one day blinding stew” and “conductor of this train threw up on my kid,”

          🤣🤣🤣 Links please

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            One day blinding stew

            Conductor threw up on my kid

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              🤣🤣🤣

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    Teens and their special organs blossoming for full-time regular use don’t deserve to be shot with oranges!

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      Yeah… the organs blossoming thing is… creepy.

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        Spring is here again, reproductive glands.

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        It’s an awkward phase for sure, but once you get into full time regular use it’s well worth the initial weirdness.

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    I wanted to know how the orange chucker works. For such low resolution and lack of details, I could not tell. But I certainly could tell Dawn was absolutely freezing cold that particular day.

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      1. Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $700 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.

      2. Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.

      3. Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.

      4. Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.

      5. Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.

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    Promoting good health to the extreme. “I GOT YOUR ENERGY DRINK RIGHT HERE!” 💨🍊💥

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    Brings that whole Clint Eastwood “Get off my lawn” vibe to another level.

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    Is it bad that I believed this until I got to Marcus

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      You think he couldn’t be a car driver?

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    The fine print at the bottom was written by a certified creeper.

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    Wants to be a “male doctor”… Spunds like he’s not male now. Good for you mate, happy and successful transitioning for you!

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    In the fight against scurvey, he’s our strongest warrior.

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    “You are not serious people.”

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    Unless Dawn is planning on making sites like this, she deserves more oranges

    The OwO omg should be banned, too

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      That reminds me of the old Maddox.xmission website

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