If I hear one, just ONE, more client saying “I meant to send you this last week, but I forgot. Can I have the documents by 3pm cos I need them for settlement with the bank.” I will DO SOMETHING I WILL REGRET LATER. Am now officially entering hermit mode until I can face the (allegedly) human race again.
PS I think there’s something in the water in Sydney that causes accountants to blow a gasket if you need more than 15 minutes (total) to:
Reinstate a defunct company that ASIC deleted for non-payment of annual fees. (This usually takes 3 months).
Change that company’s name
Deregister another company
Change the trustee company for 3 interrelated trusts with all the benefit going to 3 separate super funds
Issue super fund updates (new deeds) for the 3 funds in 4) above. and
they want a volume discount.
THEY. CAN. GET. IN. THE. BIN.
EDIT: On the up side, I had the great privilege of addressing a parcel to a gentleman named Huw Janos. I bet he has to spell his name out a lot. And had a terrible time in primary school. Some parents should be shot before they have a chance to produce offspring let alone name them.
I don’t have EOFY pressures but my OH does, and he is right there with you in this regard. Annoying people wanting last minute things done before their budgets close, when the things usually take weeks to order and arrange
EOFY grizzles.
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If I hear one, just ONE, more client saying “I meant to send you this last week, but I forgot. Can I have the documents by 3pm cos I need them for settlement with the bank.” I will DO SOMETHING I WILL REGRET LATER. Am now officially entering hermit mode until I can face the (allegedly) human race again.
PS I think there’s something in the water in Sydney that causes accountants to blow a gasket if you need more than 15 minutes (total) to:
Reinstate a defunct company that ASIC deleted for non-payment of annual fees. (This usually takes 3 months).
Change that company’s name
Deregister another company
Change the trustee company for 3 interrelated trusts with all the benefit going to 3 separate super funds
Issue super fund updates (new deeds) for the 3 funds in 4) above. and
they want a volume discount.
THEY. CAN. GET. IN. THE. BIN.
EDIT: On the up side, I had the great privilege of addressing a parcel to a gentleman named Huw Janos. I bet he has to spell his name out a lot. And had a terrible time in primary school. Some parents should be shot before they have a chance to produce offspring let alone name them.
It should be a legal requirement that the most immature family member/friend first be able to recite the name three times with a straight face
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQiTz3KWCE&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
I don’t have EOFY pressures but my OH does, and he is right there with you in this regard. Annoying people wanting last minute things done before their budgets close, when the things usually take weeks to order and arrange
Feels. This year has been crazier than usual though. Not looking forward to Monday.
Imagine your entire client base is going to call the support department next week to ask how to do a very basic Eofy task in the software.
2 x 12 hour shifts. Then a standard rest of the week.
:'(
Not going to imagine - aaarrrrrggggghhhhh - kill me now.