We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Do you want to help me do my taxes Saturday at 10?
I’m afraid that would be an ecumenical matter and i am grossly under qualified
Can’t because I’m helping Maggie Thatcher to iron laundry in hell.
Ah no problem how’s 2pm instead?
No cause it’s a long way to hell and back
Ah ok how about 8pm next Friday?
Would love to but I’m attending the apocalypse
Right np how’s Thursday at 11:15am?
1 + 1 + 1 +5 = 8 That’s a very unlucky number, anything you do at 11:15 (other than kissing girls) is bound to fail!
Of course! How’s Wednesday at 3pm?
That would be considered direct dealing, so absolutely not.
Ah ok, want to help me wash my windows instead?
I use arch.
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