I’m off to the airport, see youse guys real soon 🥰
Have fun with the hobbits!!!
Rate the hobbits out of hobbits
Have fun!
Eeeek, I’m so excited for you!! Safe travels!
Safe travels! Weather not looking good here for next few days so jelly you’re going to NZ!
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Edit: sees it’s NZ
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Bon Voyage!
Take care :)
Have a nice relaxing time 🙏🧊😬
Have a safe trip!!!
My meows are realistic enough that it attracted the attention of a strolling cat who looked disappointed before moving on. Further meows were ineffective.
FUCKING DONE. 12 FUCKING HOURS IN OFFICE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I am not getting less than 4 hours of Simon time tonight. I refuse to go home and just crash. Fuck that.
The Seagoon has landed.
It’s like a jump in Sliders, it looks the same in nearly everyway , just has these little differences.
7.5 hours to go.
Kill me now. Why can’t I be a spoilt housecat instead of the slave of one :(
I will always find the look a cat gives you when you accidentally touch them after they’ve cleaned themselves utterly hilarious.
Just absolute disdain lol
Accidentally? We do that for shits and giggles!
rub them the wrong way
Just dropped a coffee mug whilst doing the dishes. It smashed on the tiles. Was one of the ones I liked. Boo-hoo.
Fuck. Did you stare at it until you realised you can’t put Humpty back together again?
Yes, accompanied by a vague moan.
Noooooo!
3 hours. Now that the stores are closed, they’ll attempt their IT requirements.
Here comes the tsunami
Edit: I feel awful because the strays will be fed 3 hours late but there’s nothing I can do :(
You can do it! Not long to go now!
Damn stabbing bra wire!
Thought I’d found somebody’s missing cat today, but sadly not.
I’m now curious how the whole cat thing went down. Did you kidnap a random cat and now don’t know who it belongs to? Did you have a delusional moment where you thought you found a cat but it turned out to be a pair of balled up socks in reality?
😹 there was a random cat in my yard yesterday annoying my boys through the window.I took pics. This morning somebody put up a lost post that looked the same, but after extra detailed pattern analysis of the two it was not the right cat. Sadness.
YL walks in and says “What is this song I keep singing?” I listen, I answer “Air Supply. All out of love”. She walks out and I hear a tiny “fuck”.
She’s so lost without you…
True
But I know we were right, believing for so long
That was the bit she was really passionate about.
Hahaha
Was tired but now can’t sleep. Been scrolling Imgur, looking at real estate I fantasize about buying, clearing emails and quiet stuff on my phone. At least it’s lovely and quiet.
Let the 12 hour day begin :(
Boo
Ok, what’s everyone’s guess on the verdict of the mushroom trial?
Mine is: Not Guilty
Not guilty would mean she’ll be in the media for years to come.
Hoping for guilty in that case.
Not guilty means she didn’t intend on deliberate deaths.
Having not followed the trial, would not guilty mean she’s released?
Yep
Still hoping for guilty. I’ve formed my opinion and it was deliberate.
😂
I think she’s guilty, but she’ll get away with it because reasonable doubt.
So Not guilty?
Acquitted =/= Not Guilty
It does in court.
Yes, a not guilty verdict.
Not guilty. I do think she did it but the evidence / case against her isn’t strong enough.
Yeah, I reckon this as well. There’s enough room for doubt. But the astounding amount of lies and possible lies is just mental. I have so many questions!
I think she wanted to make them ill but not kill. There’s no evidence to say she intended on killing.
r/DeathCapDinner are gonna lose their shit if it doesn’t come back guilty. 🍿
I will absolutely cook up some popcorn before venturing on that sub if it comes back not guilty.
😂
They think she’s some sort of sociopathic mastermind imbecile and really she’s a housewife who made a major boo boo and tried to back peddle her way out of trouble. It’s not really that deep.
I’m predicting a hung jury.
Hung jury. All 12 jurors have to agree and come to a unanimous verdict for not guilty or for guilty. So I think it likely that there’ll be a hung jury and a re-trial at some later date. Which will be even more of a shit show.
Such a pity the Scottish law verdict of ‘not proven’ is not available here in Victoria. Which basically means We know you done it but there’s no evidence.
I do think the r/deathcapdinner mob (and I chose that word deliberately) need to be reminded of the basic human right of being innocent until proven guilty.
Hoping for guilty, realistically think there’s a good chance of not guilty. I haven’t followed it in detail but it just seems like there’s enough room for doubt…
Either way, Erin Patterson is never going to live a normal life ever again after this
I too think she’s guilty, or a little bit guilty. She’ll get off because of something something imo.
Is it too late for Vera to step in?
I’m watching you pet.
Now we’re getting somewhere
Guilty I think.
I watched Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and it confirmed to me how precious Americans are. The ship is in a state of anarchy and they were more concerned about how long they can hold out for before they needed to shit into a biohazard bag.
The highlight for me was when a crew member described the state of the dunnies. (Not verbatim) "There was poo. A layer of toilet paper. Poo. Toilet paper. Poo. It was like a lasagne.
I couldn’t stop laughing. 5/5 hobbits
We saw that, definitely 5/5 hobbits. How about the people taking Imodium so they didn’t poo…for days?! It’s put me off ever going on a cruise, though
If it’s any consolation, that cruise caused many of the big cruises to install back up generators onboard their ships 😂 and have secondary engine rooms!
Yeah. I would’ve found a dark corner somewhere instead. (Not in my cabin though)
At bush doofs we used to call using a poo filled port-a-loo “Mr Whippy” due to the stack.
Fuck 😂 😂 😂
I made this for breakfast yesterday. I’m not sure what to call it. Slow cooked marinated lamb, fried onion, and scrambled egg on pita with chilli sauce. It needed something to wake up the flavour. I like chilli sauce, but it was slightly overpowering and made the dish one dimensional.
Worcestershire sauce would be my go to rather than chilli. Complex, tangy and not heavy on the tongue. But then I am going through a love affair with worcestershire sauce rn so don’t mind me.
It’s delicious on sautéed spinach leaves
Yass!
I don’t really reach for that as often as I should.
Jeez I really need to up my breakfast game.
I’d call that hangover food. Go with garlic sauce next time or hummus or tahini.
Noted. The garlic sauce could give it the punch it needs.
For sure.
Hummus works with scrambled eggs and lamb in lebanese dishes and so does tahini sauce. Gives the dishes a kinda creamy taste.
A good sprinkle of zaatar and dollop of sour cream or yoghurt. Some cherry tomatoes would give a bit of sweetness.
Definitely will try that. Thanks
