Alright, time to start primarying if you’re not totally full of shit, elon.
So almost all of them?
Nope. 51-50.
My brain in a sleepy state injected the word “Republican” in the title. Lol, oops.
That’s the senate
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One of the rare times Elon and I are on the same side
The Big Beautiful Bill bans all legislation that regulate AI and more importantly, bans Transgender Healthcare for all but the very rich.
that worked out great for wisconsin didn’t it…?
Oh, this is going to get good, isn’t it?
No. Its going to continue getting worse unfortunately…
“The story of America”
Might as well have some entertainment while civilization is collapsing
That’s why I am high
All day, every day. I’m glad weed is legal now cause it’s the only way to survive this nightmare reality.
Yep, one of the only things keeping me going
Gallows humour and schadenfreude is all that most people have left to enjoy.
Meh, I can see no harm from Republican infighting.
No. Trump will threaten NASAs contracts with SpaceX and musk will say “sorry daddy”.
That’s the neat part, NASA has already been severely cut by this bill.
MACO!
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The difference is that Musk doesn’t depend on Trump to remain relevant (or solvent). All those others absolutely do: They were nothing before Trump, and nothing without him.
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Musk definitely depends on government contracts for his companies. If Trump cancels those all his companies will take a big hit which in turn will take a big chunk off his net worth which is propped by shares in those companies. If his net worth substantially goes down he may run into issues getting credit which will affect him directly. Elon Musk uses his stock to take loans to fund his personal expenses among other things.
He could always try living within his means, you know, like rich republicans always say poor people should do.
An explosion of dumpster fires.
(settles back and puts feet up with a giant bowl of popcorn)
No nothing is good about two asshole like this going head to head.
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Bad example because I’d eat Jennifer Connelly‘s ass like it was my last meal.
If Elonazi actually manages to maintain the attention span to see this through over the next 1.5-2yrs, I’m all in and here for it…
But, the reality side of me holds little to no hope this particular tantrum will last. Especially given Mafia Don Mangolini holds the checkbook for all Elonazi’s gov’t “income”. 🤡 🖕 💩
I do not like that Elon Musk.
Never uttered a word I believe or trust.
He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.
With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.
When he goes to jail the world will dance.
Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.
Took me a long time to figure out why you didn’t rhyme the last word
Oh, you don’t like Elon? I couldn’t tell, @JailElonMusk. 😆
Beautiful
Good, also fuck him
I wish they fight to the death
And both loose
they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth
Win win.
I fucking hate this dude with all my heart but if he actually does it then I’ll take a cautious “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” stance.
The enemy of my enemy who is also my enemy gets shot after one of them kills the other.
Ahh. The Sun Tsu approach to war.
Hey any action is simplified greatly if you wait for it to partially resolve itself before your own involvement. Worked great for the Turks when the Romans killed each other the night before battle.
This is another point that can be used as an argument against Machiavelli’s philosophy. It was well-written, but I’m not sure a prince should trust the advice of a guy his family threw in prison. The Prince might be chock full of intentionally written bad advice for all we know. …such as always take a side to form allies, rather than Sun Tsu’s approach of allowing them to exhaust themselves without interfering.
That’s at least partially because of Italian philosophy as a whole, picking sides is great when you are the biggest monster on the field like say the Romans but once you aren’t? Well better to bunker down and focus on other things like say trade. Worked great for Denmark, Switzerland, and historically Scotland.
Democracy is when the richest man on Earth can help elect the politicians he likes.
“Look, democrats, I’m on your side again! Please buy my cars”
Elon’s only concern is those government handouts his companies have been getting.
He doesn’t care about the trillions in US debt, people losing health insurance or anything that doesn’t affect him.
He didn’t say that… He wants a third party.
Thats a much better scenario for dems than him pandering to dems
The best use of a Tesla, is having it on fire and blocking ICE traffickers.
…honestly, that might actually be a good way to protect our communities. Teslas would make for a decent gatehouse barricade at anti-trafficking checkpoints. Nothing of value is lost if a ICE vehicle tries to force their way through.
He’s gonna be the first person denaturalized for his “nazi rhetoric” as a theatrical farce of normalizing deporting US citizens. It’ll be in a “this is what u dem’s asked for” way with tv propagandists showing hand selected tweets calling for musk’s deportation from liberal pfp accounts.
I think it’s all theater to win over all the rightwing folx that he cultivated during this tour. These are the folx that are gonna be hurt the most from this bill and are just ignorant enough to buy a Tesla out of some weird culty appreciation. Mans trying to salvage a lagging brand.
