I’m asking because an IMDb rating cutoff above 6.5±5 seems to generally do a good job making sure I don’t regret watching something. But what am I missing among the sub-6? I know they exist, but it is hard to select among seas of…bad movies.
The Lobster.
The mix of dry and absurd comedy is amazing.
Titan AE
Absolutely agree. Love the movie so much and in a world that loves incredible scales for sci-fi tech I haven’t ever seen anything else like the Titans function in anything else.
Idiocracy. Has stood the test of time surprisingly well for a movie containing so many fart and sex jokes.
My wife and teenage step son had never seen this before, so we all tried watching it last year. Every single one of us fell asleep. It wasn’t nearly as funny and entertaining as I remembered.
But that won’t stop me from saying “IT’S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!” at least once a month.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. 😉
Why do you keep saying that?
I wouldn’t say it was prophetic, because most of it was already there in 2000, but less virulent. But yeah, Mike Judge had to push against the industry to get it out, so at least some corpos were aware of what he was saying too. That is why it wasn’t higher, because Fox tried to neglect-kill it.
Fox. Imagine that.
It’s the greatest movie ever made and people who don’t think so are inferior to me
Paul (2011) IMHO Frost and Pegg’s best movie. Not sure why it’s not rated higher, it is simply brilliant.
The Last Starfighter (1984) Epic sci fi flick that was the first to use 3D rendered computer animation. The effects do NOT hold up, but the story sure does.
Chronicles of Riddick (2004) Sequel to Pitch Black and I personally like it much better. Admittedly, that’s due to I like that Riddick aims more to sci fi and Pitch Black toward horror. If you like horror more, then you’d probably like Pitch Black better.
I didn’t dislike Paul but better than Shaun and Hot Fuzz? Idk man that’s really saying something. Agreed on your other movies tho :)
Yes and I will stand by that statement.
Yes, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are also brilliant movies. Both movies are also in Frost and Pegg’s exact wheelhouse, Britain.
Paul is another step above, because they so perfectly encapsulated the stupidity of a completely different country and culture. That’s why I like it a bit better. Name US writers/ actors that could do the same thing for Britain? I certainly cannot.
That’s fair, the UK to US tourist bewilderment is undeniably amusing. Probably resonated with me even more being a UK/US dualie lol.
But there are quotes/references from Hot Fuzz that my American and British friends still say to this day, I can’t even recall any one liner funnies from Paul but maybe I just need to give it a rewatch
Space Truckers (1996)
This one flew under the radar because it apparently never got a proper US marketing campaign or something, but it’s an easy contender for cult classic. It’s campy, it’s colourful, it’s got some truly great practical fx work, it’s got Charles fucking Dance in it for some reason… it’s like a budget Fifth Element, but they pay attention to space physics, sorta. There’s also pigs in the shape of cubes, for easier stacking. Anyway, kinda blew me away when I stumbled upon it. YMMV, but I highly recommend.
Hell yeah thanks for the tip, sounds awesome
IDK about “rated higher” but I love Jet Li’s The One
There’s exactly 127 universes in the multiverse. Why? Never discussed. And if one version of you kills another, every other version gets that much stronger. So Jet Li plays both the hero and the villain as well as an assortment of the villain’s victims. Jason Statham is in it too, as the hotheaded junior partner multiverse cop out to bring the villain down.
Weird guns! Weird tech! A prison universe! Super powered martial arts! A climactic fight in a foundry where you can tell the hero from the villain by the color of their shirt! Man I love this movie!
It’s when they go through the pictures of Jet Li’s victims that gets me every time. It’s just him with different wigs. The one with dreadlocks is hilarious.
I genuinely love this movie. Very entertaining. Soundtrack isn’t half bad either.
I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch!
the only thing I remember about that movie apart from the fact that I watched it with my high school best friend with whom I’ve long since cut all ties
but I do remember we both quite enjoyed it!
The ending scene of the film reminds me of the cover for the OG DOOM. But instead of a green armored space marine fighting a swarm of demons, it’s Jet Li beating up a swarm of dirty prison inmates.
I actually thought this movie was a sequel to The Matrix when I saw it advertised and saw it in theaters as a result. It was okay.
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The Long Kiss Goodnight - retcon it as a prequel to the Bourne trilogy and it’s 10 times better. It’s already top quality late 90’s action cheese.
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Spice World is madcap mania. Recent Flop House episode about it. It’s the only movie I ever watched, rewound, and watched again.
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VHF, staring Weird Al Yankovick. It’s a genuine shame no one else said this. Are people OK?
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Josie and the Pussycats. Replace “sell CDs” with “Spotify” and literally nothing changes.
UHF was a goddamned cinematic masterpiece.
Three O’Clock High is the quintessential 80s movie. Seriously, it’s like someone said, hey, let’s make an 80s movie. It’s also got surprisingly good cinematography.
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
This is definitely one of those movies you either hate or love. And I was just the right age /immaturity to love it. Showed it to some 12 year old cousins and only like 2 of 4 liked it.
Mate, I was fully prepared to create alt accounts and review boost it past 6, but it’s already 6.2. Crisis averted.
Now the RT score though, critics got it so SO wrong.
I’ve always been sad that the sequel fell through.
I don’t think they ever were planning a sequel. Pretty sure that was just a meta joke in the movie and all of the “preview” scenes were just deleted scenes.
Only 1 of 2 movies I have ever walked out of in the theatres. It’s so bad.
Philistine.
What was the other movie?
Everything everywhere all at once
E: and I nearly walked out of the first LOTR in theatres but pushed through.
Holy shit, that has got to be the most disappointing answer you could have given.
To couldn’t get into this either. Kung pow was good though, but I saw it as a kid.
I was in high school when Kung Pow was in theatres and I went with my friends. Half way through I just got up and waited outside for them. It just wasn’t for me.
Oh I had forgotten about that one. A gem
The David lynch version of Dune. I find it much more enjoyable than the recent version(s). The art direction and casting are amazing.
The only clunky part is in the TV cut where they use storyboards and voiceovers to give some back history about the Mentats. Pretty sure this was not in the theatrical release though it’s been a while since I’ve rewatched it. Oh and the human close ups of riding the worms is showing its age in the special effects department.
stupid sexy Sting
I would kill to be that limber.
Check out the extended director’s cut sometime, you’d probably like it
I unironically love Rubber. Not a single person I’ve shown has shared that sentiment haha
It’s about a tire that blows things up with It’s mind
Edit: doesn’t anyone know how to make spoilers hidden? I wanna type something but dont want to just put it out there
I had no idea it was rated so low. Such a cool movie.
I think a lot of the Quentin D movies will be hit or miss depending on the person. It is such a strange concept for a film I quite liked but overall not his best work IMO. For more weirdness I gotta recommend Smoking Causes Coughing which I liked a whole lot more
I’ll check it out!
But imma just go and say the spoilers cause I want to talk about it
::: spoiler The reason Rubber continues for so long is because you are the old man who refuses to die. The movie was supposed to end when they all ate the poison, but continues because the old man was stubborn. The movie literally asked you to turn it off, but youre just as stubborn so it has to continue. It begs you to stop, but you have to see what happens so the show must go on. :::
I love it
Made an extra comment by mistake cause im a little tipsy.
Yes! My family could not get into it, I thought it was a riot
I saw that on the festival circuit. Still a highlight of my moviegoing career.
Why?
No reason.
Ohhh. I have to make the end ::: a diffrent line
::: spoiler The old man is you. The movie has to continue because you didnt eat the poison and turn the movie off. :::
Honestly though. Thank you so much cause I was trying multiple different methods.
It took me a couple of edits, but I did it.
I hated the movie at first but it grew on me by the end of it. It might be pointless and wacky but it’s well done for what it is.
Its the only movie I know that
::: spoiler begs you to stop watching :::
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
I need to get around to reading the comic, I love this movie and I love its premise even more.
I haven’t read the comic either!
Not to shame your taste or anything, but I’ve loudly chuckled when I’ve read this one. That’s the only movie I’ve walked out of the theater from. Not joking. IMHO it is _over_rated, even a 0/10 is too high of a rating for that clusterfuck.
It’s definitely a clusterfuck lol
I just found it to be kind of fun!
My partner talks about that movie on the regular. She loves it and finds everything quite charming and carefree.
I’m so clueless I’m not even sure I’m thinking of the right movie
I also found it entertaining. It’s so bad that it is fun.
Hudson Hawk - 5.7 - It’s so dumb, but I love it. Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard chewing the scenery with abandon steal every scene they’re in.
Agreed!
I wanted to recommend The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, but it’s sitting at 6.2 on IMDB, which is higher than I expected. I’m still going to, because it’s great. Jeff Goldblum plays the most normal person in the film.
It’s BigbooTAY!
I am a so-bad-it-is-good movie enjoyer. If you want to view some genuinely entertaining schlock, I’d highly recommend:
- Miami Connection
- Samurai Cop
- Killing: American Style
- Space Mutiny
- Money Plane
- Paradise Motel
- I am Here, Now (any Neil Breen tbh)
- Timecop
I spy a fellow MST3K/RLM fan!
I’m going to throw in Time Chasers and Manos: The Hands of Fate, if I may… 😁
Another Castleton alum I see 😆
😁
Those just reminded me of another one I like and has a sub 6 score: Beverly Hills Ninja :D
The great white ninja!
Added to the queue, thanks!
Went to a showing of Cade: The Tortured Crossing and it changed my life.
Hell yeah! Any Wiseau/Breen/YKKim screening is always an incredible time.
Super Mario Bros Movie.
The Bob Hoskins / John Leguizamo one? I love it.
Thats the one.