Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?

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    Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.

    I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.

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    Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?

    #curious

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    “I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.

    Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence

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    These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.

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    It’s easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it will be for him and his ilk to get into heaven.

    If I believed in heaven, I’d probably take more solace in that. But I would much prefer we enact justice while he’s living, even if only as an example to others who’d wish to follow in his footsteps.

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    He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.

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      Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

      Reagan and Haig

      Mr. Begin and friend

      Mrs. Thatcher

      And Paisley “Hello Maggie!”

      Mr. Brezhnev and party “Scusi dov’è il bar?”

      The ghost of McCarthy

      And the memories of Nixon

      And now, adding colour “Who’s the bald chap?”

      A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati

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    If he wants to maximize his chances of seeing Heaven, he should start working towards that now. I would suggest he gives away all his wealth, resigns from any position of power, publicly apologizes for his past misdeeds, and retreats to spend the rest of his days living as a monk in a remote monastery, preferably one where all the brothers take a vow of silence.

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      Yeah, he’s more likely to decide he was chosen by God for a mission, botch it while claiming a tremendous success, and declare he has a guaranteed spot at the right of God, if not as his successor.

      All of these overrich believers will stretch their beliefs with no limit until they encompass their whole life and actions. They’re “chosen”.

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        Pretty much this, when people with his level of narcissism ‘find god’ it’s always with a self-affirmation bent, that God must want whatever he wants, because he is the best and obviously whatever he wants is, by definition, right.

        If anything, a person might conclude they’ve been too lenient somehow and they need to double down on “their vision” before it’s too late.