Hello fellow capitalists! I had such a frustrating day today. My workers were talking about “racism” and “sexism” within the company, and it was just so annoying that I fired all of them.
As always, vent about how your ungrateful workers. Recommend strikebreakers to each other. Share the most exploitative money gaining strategies. And as always; cannibalize the Earth as much as humanly possible!
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- Anti-Capitalism
- Workers
- Bankruptcy
- Legumes (we’ve had an incident)
- Strikes
- Unions
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This is totally not a honeypot, we swear. it actually is, be cool about it tho
Just need to vent about my fucking tenants…
These dipshits have been blowing up my phone since Friday about the ‘AC going in and out’ as if I’m supposed to turn my boat around (I’m one week into my annual sailing trip around the East Coast), sail it into the Lowes parking lot, and pick up a brand new AC unit for them. It isn’t even broken, it just will stop working sometimes for a few hours!!!
Told them I was out of town and that it would have to wait & the smug little shut thought they’d send me the local housing laws about landlord responsibilities for repairs. They’re gonna wonder why the rent will be going up by $200/month when their lease comes up for renewal in a few months, but play stupid games win stupid prizes!! 😂😂😂