RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 days agoBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down10
arrow-up1115arrow-down1imageBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netRedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·20 days agoThere is a barrier between bread and floor, i wouldnt be above this. I think id still eat my sandwich off my lap or something anyway, dont think the floor option would occur. Seems mechanically harder.
minus-squareDogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·20 days agoYeah I can see floor wrapper if someone’s also sitting on the floor but there’s something about the chair and reaching down. Like it’s not even the sandwich being near the floor at that point, it’s that motion a giraffe would do to drink water that gets me. And the chance of touching it with your shoe? So high from the chair. One ill-fated re adjustment and that’s it. Curtains. Disaster.
There is a barrier between bread and floor, i wouldnt be above this. I think id still eat my sandwich off my lap or something anyway, dont think the floor option would occur. Seems mechanically harder.
Yeah I can see floor wrapper if someone’s also sitting on the floor but there’s something about the chair and reaching down.
Like it’s not even the sandwich being near the floor at that point, it’s that motion a giraffe would do to drink water that gets me.
And the chance of touching it with your shoe? So high from the chair. One ill-fated re adjustment and that’s it. Curtains. Disaster.