i’m a guy btw
i’m a guy btw
The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women’s attire
We’ve all been there
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
at this point, I’ll take it
That’s what she said. 😘
I always read “enthusiastic” in Curtis Arnott’s voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
What’s wrong with Victorian men’s attire?
- “greenhouse”
- looks inside
- is transparent
anyway - woa… the … the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is… quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho…
as a (borderline) asexual I wouldn’t be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? …right??
Only one way to find out.
Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
It’s Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?
I’m having a hard time visualising that. Pics?
Something like this?
🫦
Obviously?
Stole this for my grindr thanks op!
What were you reading?
I’ve never felt so sniped
So how was your weekend?
I’m a Victorian dress btw.
I’m not saying no…
So that’s where babies come from!
Botanical gardens.
I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.
I’m a guy btw
Are you sure?
not really, no
Put it on! 🫦
Sadly I can’t put on a dress that doesn’t exist :(
I have a sewing machine.
nsfw
I’m size 16 extra long. I look forward to receiving my dress and getting railed by an Amazonian goddess with a foot long strapon. <3
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Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
Solarium or GTFO
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
Kew Gardens. Go big or go home.
In the butterfly house?
With the candlestick?
sigh
If you must.
I’ll fetch the butter…
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing ‘banshees’ in the storm
