The increased deaths in emergency departments at private equity-owned hospitals are most likely the result of reduced staffing levels, researchers say.

Not surprised

  • chisel@piefed.socialEnglish
    13·
    6 days ago

    Erhm, gubbermint unhealthcare has DEATH PANELS where they KILL YOU!!! I much prefer my profit-driven health utopia. It’s much more simpler, no panels required!

    flow chart of sexy profit driven health care system. Has one question with one outcome. Will it cost money? The only path, yes, leads to death.

    Fuck yes, bleed my dry insurance-senpai. Take my father’s heart and buy a chair for your 100th yacht. CEO shinigami-san I wuv you owo. 🤤

      • chisel@piefed.socialEnglish
        1·
        6 days ago

        That’s the beauty of it! The stupid overreaching big-government law says real doctors need to review appeals and review notes and consider circumstances. But that’s fuxkings stupud when a single line of code can deny claims and appeals at 1000x the speed and send EVEN MORE money to daddy’s dragon den which will then trickle down directly into MY POCKETS.

        I took the liberty of writing my own hyper-advance AI to handle the task. It should only need 10 racks of GPUs to run.

        public static void reviewClaim(Claim wasteOfMoney) {
  if (wasteOfMoney.isNotCovered()) {
    wasteOfMoney.deny();
  } else {
    wasteOfMoney.deny();
  }
}