Greenland was (and is) missing from this thread to a surprising degree. I know Trump talks a lot of shit but I think the Mercator projection is burned into Trump’s brain so he knows Greenland is bigger than the Contiguous United States. He knows this is a fact. And when it comes to that gigantic island - the real estate center of Trump’s brain overrides his conspiracy brain. He drools at the thought that if the climate does turn to shit and everything heats up - all that land will be very, very valuable. Plus - once he takes it - he can rename it to whatever he wants. Trumpland?
Trumpland is all I could think of and it’s not actually Trumpian. Trump could def say the “official” nickname of the country that useta be Greenland is The Big Beautiful Island because [hand accordion gesture] it’s big and it’s beautiful.
This would actually be the funniest outcome.
Greenland was (and is) missing from this thread to a surprising degree. I know Trump talks a lot of shit but I think the Mercator projection is burned into Trump’s brain so he knows Greenland is bigger than the Contiguous United States. He knows this is a fact. And when it comes to that gigantic island - the real estate center of Trump’s brain overrides his conspiracy brain. He drools at the thought that if the climate does turn to shit and everything heats up - all that land will be very, very valuable. Plus - once he takes it - he can rename it to whatever he wants. Trumpland?
The Big Beautiful Island
Trumpland is all I could think of and it’s not actually Trumpian. Trump could def say the “official” nickname of the country that useta be Greenland is The Big Beautiful Island because [hand accordion gesture] it’s big and it’s beautiful.