So the generals are gathering in their masses?
OH SHIT!
Just like
with phat
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so the question is are we invading venezuela, china, or a US state?
I can’t imagine (openly) attacking China. Venezuela feels likely, but so does invading internal states, which would be wild.
I can’t imagine (openly) attacking China.
Idk, Hegseth believes he is a crusader fighting against China to stop global communism and Muslims
Yeah causing a nuclear exchange… that seems smart.
Because what would happen is China would immediately destroy every single US navy ship in and around Chinese waters. They’d immediately take down every single USAF jet/bomber.
Then the US would stomp its feet and shit diapers while Beijing tries to get a world summit together to figure out wtf the US just tried to do. It would have to end there with a huge defeat for the US attempted invasion or it would just inevitably go on until the US lost all fighting capability and starts considering the suicide nuclear option.
Don’t forget Trump chasing windmills in Afghanistan!
No, he’s doing that off the coast of new england https://www.npr.org/2025/08/31/nx-s1-5522943/trump-offshore-wind-energy-ports
HOW DARE YOU. gREENLAND.
This would actually be the funniest outcome.
Greenland was (and is) missing from this thread to a surprising degree. I know Trump talks a lot of shit but I think the Mercator projection is burned into Trump’s brain so he knows Greenland is bigger than the Contiguous United States. He knows this is a fact. And when it comes to that gigantic island - the real estate center of Trump’s brain overrides his conspiracy brain. He drools at the thought that if the climate does turn to shit and everything heats up - all that land will be very, very valuable. Plus - once he takes it - he can rename it to whatever he wants. Trumpland?
The Big Beautiful Island
Trumpland is all I could think of and it’s not actually Trumpian. Trump could def say the “official” nickname of the country that useta be Greenland is The Big Beautiful Island because [hand accordion gesture] it’s big and it’s beautiful.
We have all our digits in several pies.
WaPo wants everyone to know they are complying with Hegseth’s directive that credentialed news orgs only print what the Pentagon tells them to print or be blacklisted.
Parnell, a senior adviser to the defense secretary, voiced no concerns about The Washington Post reporting on the meeting, scheduled for Tuesday in Quantico, Virginia.
I think the rapture guy was one week off.
BIBLICIAL PROSESY IS NOT AN EXACT SCEINCE. TRUST THE PLAN.
John the Revelator got that prophussy
Does an unscheduled sunrise still count as the rapture, though?
No idea what’s coming out of this, but the US empire is running out of time. Every day China grows stronger and the US capability to restrain the world through lawfare and sanctions grows weaker. The hammer is increasingly the only tool left, but it has a shelf life too, as the US’s enemies continue to develop their defensive capabilities. In a little over a week, Iran was able to land significant blows against ‘Israel,’ and Iran has only a fraction of the capabilities of China or Russia. They need to do something, and they need to do it soon. The question is what?
The article suggests they might focus inward, shifting their focus from China as a primary ‘threat,’ to domestic radicalism, but this would be a terminal mistake. For the empire to literally turn its guns inward and shoot itself in the foot at this moment of precarity would seal its doom. It would only accelerate the decline of the US’s economic, technological, and cultural power, while granting a repressive to its enemies. Liberalism as we know it has already been defeated. The right holds more power now than they have in generations. They already have millions of cops to maintain order domestically, and there is no armed insurgency justifying an “all hands on deck” military response (let alone a single spec-ops unit) to speak of. There is absolutely nothing gain from doing this.
If they are “smart,” this meeting is being held in preparation for a foreign intervention.
I dunno, feels like “Nazi counterattacks in 1944” type shit. Like it’s only gonna get harder but even if you try now you have a 90+% chance of failure. The US could probably do a lot of damage, but at the cost of much of the navy and air force, and that’s ignoring the chance of things going nuclear.
The civil unrest is real tho, i can’t see how they could launch another foreign invasion without doing some local purging.
It’s not a phenomenon you can purge. They might try, but it will go about as well as trying to make the dog shit smell go away by stomping on it over and over again.
They can have some local purging. As a treat.
Hopefully is the last gasp of a dying empire and we just break our toys ineffectually
Sources indicate that Hegseth called the emergency meeting because he glued his balls to his butthole again, and now he can’t take a dump because his balls are blocking up his butthole
Fool Pete once, shame on you. Fool Pete twice, shame on glue.
It’s easy to make fun of Trump and his administration. Time and again they’ve shown themselves to be stupid, incompetent, and lazy. But this meeting gives me the creeps. Trump’s standard method of operation is to have his flunkies brazenly break the law and see what happens. What they are up to?
Venezuela invasion probably
But do you need every general just to invade Venezuela?
Maybe you do if you’re feeling all dry and itchy and want get your mojo back by ogling some big handsome generals
long ago are the days when a guy like this could fire 40% of the top generals for being “woke” and they could immediately leave, gather their loyal officers up, “raid” their armories and march on D.C.
instead they’ll just pout, go home, call their lawyers and worry about their pensions. a few months from now we’ll have humvees at every intersection, checkpoints outside every city
a few months from now we’ll have humvees at every intersection, checkpoints outside every city
I’ll laugh at MSM’s coverage. MSNBC’s Pentagon reporter might say something like “Until the Supreme Court rules this is Constitut—. Excuse me! Until the Supreme Court rules on the constitutionality - they must obey their commander-in-chief. But basically speaking - the mood is dour and the top brass along with the rank-and-file are troubled by this vast expanse in the power of the executive branch…”
MSNBC’s audience really hates this shit but what can MSNBC do? If they don’t phrase things right - they could lose the most important thing. Access.
they’ll be chasing that access right up until the hood, blindfold, and zip ties are forced on them
Top administration officials also have preparing a new national defense strategy that is expected to make homeland defense the nation’s top concern, after several years of China being identified as the top national security risk to the United States.
Does this mean the military is going to be used inside the USA, on their own population, on a previously unseen scale?
Kinda feels like it, especially since I personally know at least a few people whose brain has been melted by facebook propaganda who would eagerly support it.
When I saw my mom angrily (and unprompted) blaming “evil democrats” within a couple hours of Kirk getting shot in texts, it highlighted to me on a personal level how the foundation has been laid for this regime to just do whatever they want and get meaningful support for it. There’s a considerable percentage of the population now who are such reactionary fanatics that they will 100% cheer on Trump if they see troops cracking skulls in “evil democrat states”.
We know what this is. We all saw the Nazi salute during the inauguration, the subsequent deconstruction of the government, and the fucking death camps opening.
Pentagon about to start bombing CIA aligned cartels in Mexico
They were supposed to have those plans ready by September, per a former leak from Klippenstein.
But I don’t think that would require a meeting like this, after all, attacking Venezuelan fishermen didn’t
They were supposed to have those plans ready by September
Yeah, that’s what reminded me, although I think you’re right and it’s probably something else
There hasn’t been any consent building for such an operation and September is already over. It seems they are preoccupied with Venezuela. But when they start building consent against Mexican cartels, you know those strikes are ready to go.
I live near the border and am not excited at all for the chaos and military presence to come
Ben Norton’s anaylsis of this ghoul is that he’s a religious fanatic who thinks he’s waging a Holy War against Communist China. So these actions he pulls is a concerning
he’s a religious fanatic who thinks he’s waging a Holy War against Communist China
Both Catholics.
We need to put a hold on these papists until we can figure out what the hell is going on
tbh I always thought Zenz was a whacked out Lutheran, the more you know huh
I think he was born Catholic and converted evangelical. Hegseth is the inverse. Any type of Christian-to-Christian convert cannot be trusted
Any type of religious convert in general is extremely sus.
In profile he looks like a grown up version of Sid from Toy Story.
He looks like a bad clone of a bad clone of Timothy Olyphant. Like if the movie Multiplicity had been cast differently
He looks like a bad clone of a bad clone of Timothy Olyphant.
Yes! For nearly this entire year I’ve been trying to figure out how to describe him. The best I came up with was Timothy Olyphant’s brother which was close but not quite right.
Glad it’s not just me lol. No shade to Timothy Olyphant either, he doesn’t deserve to have this bum vaguely resemble him
he doesn’t deserve to have this bum vaguely resemble him
Exactly.
I didn’t want to make the comparison because I kind of like Timothy Olyphant and don’t want to link him to Hegseth in my head.
Exactly my thought, no one deserves that!
Just kidding.
Although Bullock’s closest and most dangerous frenemy being a bar owner does kinda scan for Pete too.
Bullock’s closest and most dangerous frenemy being a bar owner does kinda scan for Pete too.
This tracks so well
And once again I would like to emphasize my sincere apologies to Mr Olyphant for the association, he does not deserve it
Hmmm, hey internal anxiety, what do you think is going to happen?
Ah… hmm, really? Ok, ok… well shit.
Don’t let me hold the lathe on this one: They’re going to announce an economic depression soon and ramp up the fascism internally. They’re getting the army prepped to join ICE in brutally deporting people they don’t like. Anyone that refuses during this meeting will be immediately replaced. Martial law will just be the start of the purge. Immigrants, sure, but also the homeless, trans people, leftists, sucdems, libs that actively protest, chuds that happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and there’ll probably be a few more fash idiots “martyred” for being more useful dead than alive while they’re at it. My anxiety is telling me to spend all my money on fun shit while I can, but I’m going to try and ignore that urge.
Ok now let me give one of the best case scenarios:
The orders come as Hegseth has unilaterally directed massive recent changes at the Pentagon — including directing that the number of general officers be reduced by 20 percent, firing senior leaders without cause and a high-profile new order to rebrand the Defense Department as the Department of War.
Military mass layoffs babeeeeeeeeee.
Got to fire all the DEI hires.
Recruitment crisis? Just take the SSRIs and stimulants away from our finest White children and send them in.
Its me, I’m the Angloid taking SSRIs and stimulants
They’ll have to take em from my cold sad hands
Ignore that urge and save your money. Put it somewhere safe(er), all the better if a very trustworthy family member.
Since entering office, the Trump administration also has fired the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr.
I guess it’s more secure than a group chat
Not a cell phone in sight, just generals living in the moment ♥️
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I was thinking more like it’s a 20% higher chance of martial law.