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I Have No Ass And I Must Shit
Wait a minute…owls don’t have butts! Care to explain?
Under communism we all share one ass and its my turn to shid.
I have banned shidding. Pray I do not ban pissing.
Fun fact, birds piss in their shit. This is why their feces are so high in urea.
Noooo not my one joke. What will I do now?!?
Fard
For sale: owl ass, never shit
GIVE IT BACK
I found this one fair and square
Insurance fraud nuff said
How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
h-how much?A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
i have no ass, and i must fart.
Fortunately they replaced it with a hole so you actually can only shit
…oh
Yeah but I can put a candle in you now and your eyes will glow!
Boy and here I thought I didn’t have much of an ass
Excuse me I was rocking a prime dumpy before they stole it!
We need to investigate who stole the dumptruck.
I bet it was @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net that ass stealing motherfucker
Got ur ass
They just wanted to sniff the booty, can’t be helped.
Don’t owls shit out their mouths?
If this comes across as a direct attack, that is because it is.
excuse me, that isn’t shit, it’s a valuable scientific educational material. Show some respect.I respect the fact that owls are inferior raptors to hawks. Does that count?
I could beat a punk ass hawk in a fight and you know it
Probably. Because. Of. Stink.
No, SchillMenaker, they vomit out the indigestable remains, and shit out the ones they can digest.
I would simply digest the remains
I’m sorry to tell you this but I think you’re a dice tower now
so uh what can I smell then
