Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agoTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up180arrow-down1imageTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 days agoI know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 days ago h-how much?
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoA small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoI can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it. Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoAllright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoDeal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass