Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.
Depends on the condiments
Luckily there’s a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
There’s precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
This is already settled science.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Top is running like Naruto
Upright, of course.
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
Movie‽
Hahah yea, it’s from that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party.
I fucking lauged so hard
E I don’t know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged
You don’t know the half of it!
I mean obviously the long way, because that’s how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you’re gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
Guardians too.
.
