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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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    I think my house is pregernet??

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    It’s water is going to break any day now.

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    Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?

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    If it’s in the US … it’s probably Tylenol

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    Graboids

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    How is kitchen formed?

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      https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

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    Tremors

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      Came here for this. Thank you

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    Daddy where do sheds come from?

    Well, son…

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    Sewerage explosion imminent.

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      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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          I’m pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that’s why there’s the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don’t know

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          Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

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          I just step over it. I don’t see the problem.

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    Did anyone survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

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      I’m still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.

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        “There were no survivors.”

        “Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??”

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    Telltale ❤️

    The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

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      Dead guy? What dead guy?

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    House is pregnant

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    Someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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      ♥️

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    Spiciest pillow

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    Men will literally fuck anything

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