The Parrot? ChatGPT can make that.
The Bluejay? I can generate 100 versions of it in ten minutes, all of them customised so that my favourite characters and family members are included. One of them even includes Captain America as an easter egg for fans of The Avengers.
With the magic of AI, even The Ostrich is possible. The more sequels you write the richer you’ll get. Without AI we can never achieve this as a species because we lack the time and creativity.
Tᴡᴏ Rᴀᴠᴇɴs
You just opened up a whole new genre for me. What if Moby Dick had two whales?
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Killing Moby Dick then “1 of 5 legendary whales defeated” pops up
in raven formTwo ravens one cup.
This is what the internet was made for
What’s more, AI can generate sequels of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven” which include references to the most pressing issues of our time, in order to increase people’s consciousness of the current tragedies.
Quoth the raven: “White genocide in South Africa is a layered and complex topic, with many issues being influenced by this central question. White farmers in the country often point to violence by the black majority against them as proof that there is a greater plan to exterminate them, while the government denies these claims and even goes as far as to say that white people are not subject to any more violence than the rest of the population. This question is an urgent one, as if the theory of white genocide is correct, then South Africans will soon see white people nevermore.”
Look, it’s what Poe would want. It’s what I want. Poe’s being so fucking lazy guy hasn’t put anything good out in at least - I don’t know - thirty years or something.
Back in my day we used to have words on paper we took out of a hat or filled in the blank Madlibs to make unique new stories.Quoth the Chattering Lory: “wuewuewuewue” stare
If we aren’t watching Edgar Allen Poe’s The Seagull what are we even doing?
Hell, I wanna know what he’d do if a group of assassins came to his house once upon a midnight dreary. Poe would fuck them up. That’s actually possible using Large Language Model (LLM) technology.
We could even have Poe lock them up where he keeps his casks. The possibilities of a Large Language Model (LLM) are near infinite. We face new frontiers our ancestors never knew possible.
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Poetry
He’ll yeah brother
But none of them will be any good and there’ll be no fun to it.
And 100 versions of The Raven with Marvel Slop sounds like a great way to ruin a pretty poem.
Thanks for outlining the problem with generative LLMs. Shit, nowadays if I get a spam email it’s written by an LLM and I can’t even feel a bit of glee that someone thought up this creative bit of spam!
Curious point, but using ChatGPT I just wrote another sequel to The Raven where Mr. Poe agrees with me entirely.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while consulting ChatGPT
About many a quaint and curious point of Hexbear lore—
While I click-clacked, at keyboard tapping, suddenly there came a rapping,
ok I got nothing more coming to me.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while consulting ChatGPT
About many a quaint and curious point of Hexbear lore—
While I click-clacked, at keyboard tapping, suddenly there came a rapping,
You ALMOST had the last sentence; you should’ve said:
ok I got nothing more
Quath the raven: eat my shorts
You could make an Edgar Allan Poe x The Simpsons crossover and get so rich so fast. People love The Simpsons.
I’m afraid Treehouse of Horror I beat you to the punch
All I hear is training data.
i love youse guys
What about bats? Can it do a rapping bat? Like in Fern Gully?
Since the release of ChatGPT 5.0, the algorithm has become so advanced that it can even do bats. I just made 54 sequels where it’s a talking monkey. Sometimes the monkey just comes over to chill, sometimes there’s drama.
How about tits?
Each individual species of them. Any animal you want. ChatGPT’s advanced algorithm is trained on the sum total of his words, so theoretically you could even write The Dog.
Quoth the Albatross: I’ve got that neck!
oh damn i never thought of it that way
