The Parrot? ChatGPT can make that.
The Bluejay? I can generate 100 versions of it in ten minutes, all of them customised so that my favourite characters and family members are included. One of them even includes Captain America as an easter egg for fans of The Avengers.
With the magic of AI, even The Ostrich is possible. The more sequels you write the richer you’ll get. Without AI we can never achieve this as a species because we lack the time and creativity.
But none of them will be any good and there’ll be no fun to it.
And 100 versions of The Raven with Marvel Slop sounds like a great way to ruin a pretty poem.
Thanks for outlining the problem with generative LLMs. Shit, nowadays if I get a spam email it’s written by an LLM and I can’t even feel a bit of glee that someone thought up this creative bit of spam!
i love youse guys
Quoth the Chattering Lory: “wuewuewuewue” stare
Tᴡᴏ Rᴀᴠᴇɴs
You just opened up a whole new genre for me. What if Moby Dick had two whales?
Killing Moby Dick then “1 of 5 legendary whales defeated” pops up
What if Moby had two dicks?
in raven formTwo ravens one cup.
This is what the internet was made for
The Potoo
Quoth the Albatross: I’ve got that neck!
Look, it’s what Poe would want. It’s what I want. Poe’s being so fucking lazy guy hasn’t put anything good out in at least - I don’t know - thirty years or something.
What about bats? Can it do a rapping bat? Like in Fern Gully?
Since the release of ChatGPT 5.0, the algorithm has become so advanced that it can even do bats. I just made 54 sequels where it’s a talking monkey. Sometimes the monkey just comes over to chill, sometimes there’s drama.
Quoth the quail: bob WHITE!
The Raven but it’s a tragic furry BL
If we aren’t watching Edgar Allen Poe’s The Seagull what are we even doing?
Hell, I wanna know what he’d do if a group of assassins came to his house once upon a midnight dreary. Poe would fuck them up. That’s actually possible using Large Language Model (LLM) technology.
We could even have Poe lock them up where he keeps his casks. The possibilities of a Large Language Model (LLM) are near infinite. We face new frontiers our ancestors never knew possible.
He’ll yeah brother
How about tits?
Each individual species of them. Any animal you want. ChatGPT’s advanced algorithm is trained on the sum total of his words, so theoretically you could even write The Dog.
Quoth the Potoo, “gWAAUGGHHGGooh”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Quath the raven: eat my shorts
You could make an Edgar Allan Poe x The Simpsons crossover and get so rich so fast. People love The Simpsons.
I’m afraid Treehouse of Horror I beat you to the punch
All I hear is training data.
