You’ve gotten two new security directives rolled into one statement: atheism (presumably just any belief that is anti-Christian; I have a feeling non-Christian beliefs won’t be counted) and anti-Capitalism (now considered a predictor for political violence).
I’m getting my 3 year old nephew two things now but nobody else is getting shit cause I ain’t buying anything else but food and seasonings for said food
Boycott Christmas
That makes you a terrorist now.
EDIT: I think it does.
checks notes Looks like Hopesdead is correct. You are a terrorist for saying you won’t support Christmas now.
Thank God Trump finally saved Christmas from those godless heathen Demonrats.
Which reminds me, let’s make sure we Faithfully Unite in Christmas Kindness (FUCK). Yes, let’s all FUCK!
Good, I’ll terrorize magats all day
You’ve gotten two new security directives rolled into one statement: atheism (presumably just any belief that is anti-Christian; I have a feeling non-Christian beliefs won’t be counted) and anti-Capitalism (now considered a predictor for political violence).
I’m getting my 3 year old nephew two things now but nobody else is getting shit cause I ain’t buying anything else but food and seasonings for said food
I’m sitting on a mound of origami paper I’ve had forever, I’ll do handmade but that’s it