“Attention passengers, your flight will last approximately 45 hours from LA to NYC. Thank you for using Asphalt Airlines.”
“We have reached out cruising altitude if 6.5 feet, please feel free to unbuckle and move about the cabin if we’re still in New Hampshire”
“This is a non-meal flight. We will come around with beverages & peanuts every 8 hours. Please enjoy the in-flight 12 part documentary on the origins & life of the Tsetse Fly.”
Still less emissions than flying that airframe.
It always astonishes me the kind of shit is legal on roads in USA.
Cruisin’ Exotica anyone?
Lol that’s kinda cool actually.
As stupid as cool,
a wee bit of whimsy.
though that shows rich people should pay more taxes
They see me rollin
Which episode of Speed Racer is this?
Tailor Swift on a road trip
Des Plaines, boss, Des Plaines.
South Park JD Vance is all I can think of when I hear this now.
You know what… if they added some fake “folded-forward” wings with a gear-tooth pattern in the reveal… it might be convincing!
