Now, first thing you need to know: You need 3 FUCKING THINGS to learn this fucking economic system. Pull out your notebook and WRITE THIS DOWN, you FUCK. This is the circuit of Money Capital. You NEED TO KNOW THIS to understand anything about this FUCKING shitty-ass economy SYSTEM.

  1. C, This is the FUCKING COMMODITY. The things all around us. The capitalist first appears as a buyer of a commodity. Where did he get this money – I don’t fucking know, just think about it, YOU STUPID fuck.

  2. P, This is the second stage of the capitalist circuit. P STANDS for Production or Productive. Their capital passes through the process of production. The result is a commodity of MORE VALUE – you better be writing this fucking down – More Value than that of the elements that entered into production.

  3. M, This is the GOD DAMN MONEY, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU EARN and SPEND?! This is the 3rd and final stage of the primary circuit of capital. The capitalist returns to the market as a seller, with his past money now converted into commodities.

So the formula is formally written down as M - C … P … C’ - M’. In the next lesson I’ll explain what this all fucking means. Now write this formula, in your fucking notebook, 50 TIMES.