Calling her father’s condition “near death,” Mikhaila shared that “this summer has been exceedingly difficult,” calling the entire ordeal “terrifying.” “We don’t have a better explanation for his neurological symptoms at the moment other than spiritual attacks,” Mikhaila said.
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Etsy witches stay winning.
Sorry, I already paid the witches of etsy
I don’t know where the witches of etsy came from, but love the bit. We need an emoji for it.
There was an article in a magazine online titled something like “We Paid Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk” shortly before Kirk was shot.
It’s already been explained, but here’s the actual article:
Lmao!
This is the only thing left of the Etsy acct that supposedly did it.
Hahaha they should have doubled down under the assumption they have actual celestial powers, instead they spiraled into an existential crisis. Probably is fucking with their head a bit.
I, too, would like the know the origin of these Etsy witches
There was an article in a magazine online titled something like “We Paid Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk” shortly before Kirk was shot.
Oh shit, based asf
Honestly where in Catholic dogma is there the notion of “spiritual attacks”
These wacky Catholic converts are just bringing their snake handling and speaking in tongues beliefs into the religion they converted to
It’s definitely not a thing. God is omnipotent, the whole idea of the devil as this entity that is completely separate from God and does his own thing against God’s will is pretty modern. If you’re sick, you’re sick, witches have nothing to do with it.
It’s always amazing to me the dangerous levels GOP people can believe Christian woo-woo. Bobby Jindal, an ex-governor of Louisana, not only believes in spiritual warfare - he thought he was actually involved in fighting it.
Wikipedia sadly only has this…
In a 1994 article titled “Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare”, Jindal described the events leading up to an apparent exorcism of a friend and how he felt unable to help her at the time. However, Jindal questioned whether what he saw was actually an example of spiritual warfare.
I read about this. The “questioned” bit is a hedge so that he doesn’t sound like a lunatic on his Wikipedia page. He’s a fucking fundie nut.
God hates Peterson and Bolsonaro more than anyone.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
BLACK MOLD TAKE MY ENERGY
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Today while astral projecting I summoned Jordan Peterson to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.
I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Jordan Peterson is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
“We don’t have a better explanation for his neurological symptoms at the moment other than spiritual attacks,” Mikhaila said.
Is he still on that all-meat diet?
it was me
Could it be subsisting for years on raw meat and benzos?
No, it must be spiritual attack.
It must be spiritual attack
Than subsisting for years on raw meat and benzosI based that on Ice-T rapping in “Fuck tha Police”.
You’d rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin’ in a Benz-oListen kids, eat your broccoli 🥦
are we finally going to learn who cancels who?
FUNGI GANG STAY WINNING
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I am guy in banana suit
How is it a spiritual attack? Is the mold haunted?
i mean, if you want to defend against spiritual attacks, you shouldn’t be so spiritually weak.
skill issue.
