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gigachad@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

It's not sweat.

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It's not sweat.

gigachad@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    The wording of “it’s not exactly just water either” is fucking putrid.

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      This is one of the oldest debates on the Internet. It’s pee, which is mostly water.

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        Are you saying the woman in the picture is peeing? All the way up to the top of her head?

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          What part of “completely soaked” didn’t you understand?

          • fascicle
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            I just assumed it was vaginal fluid

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              That’s the pee they were talking about. No organ connected to the reproductive system besides the bladder can carry enough liquid to soak a couch.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                Uh… The stomach? Maybe she vomits on it when you’re not looking.

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    When you order your SCP girlfriend from Temu.

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      Kinda difficult but not impossible to kill axolotl.

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    OBO

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    I was cured of my desire to have eyes

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    I was cured of it

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      I want to be cured, but

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        I don’t know why that scene stuck with me, I had to make my wife watch the matrix just so she would get what I was referencing all the time

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    Chaotic Neural

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      Catholic neutral

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        So the Italian city states through the protestant reformation?

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    Now we’re shitposting!

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    Jane Prentiss makes ads now…

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    Is there an Alan wagner community?

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    What the fuck.

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    Has anyone called the number? If yes what’s the response.

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    Worth a shot. This meth is doing me no favors.

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    This is why i hate living in my country… I want this service!

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    I was cured! 10/10, would whatever this is again.

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      Have you found out what you’re cured from yet

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        Is either rickets or the ghost of a Civil War soldier trapped in the spice drawer.

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    You’

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      No you

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        Can’t both of you?

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