I just bring 28 hot dogs in under my coat. It’s a victimless crime.
Suspiciously hot dog shaped person: one ticket for sausage party please
Don’t forget the pump chili and pump ketchup/mustard.
Do you bring a portable grill for them glizzies?
You think I just started doing this yesterday? We’re talking fully cooked and wrapped in that tinfoil paper stuff. You know those puffy winter jackets? I cut all the padding out and fill those with dogs, keeps me toasty warm too.
Hot dog budget: $800 / month
Someone who is good at the economy, please help me my family is dying.
Buy fewer hot dogs
If you just take them they get ornery
this is ridiculous. only 28 hot dogs? I’d run out before the end of the first act
$7.99 for a hot dog is still fucking robbery, ngl
My local Alamo Drafthouse charges $20 for a hotdog.
I’d feel ripped off paying $20 in Monopoly money for a hot dog
lol wtf
does that come with a free beer?
No but it does come with fries.
Depends on the dawg I think. A 5/1 or 4/1 for sure. But a properly loaded 3/1 Chicago dawg with quality ingredients id probably pay eight bucks for.
But I guess that has to ignore the fact that a cinema isn’t selling a 3/1 with high end ingredients. It probably comes with a ketchup, mustard, and relish packet on a stale bun that split down the backside so it falls apart when you pick it up.
We have the best treatsologists don’t we folks?
You’re hearing it more and more
$1 USD dollar at ikea (though they sell them at a loss)
pass me that bucket of hot dogs would you
6264.16$ for hot dogs is crazy
Hello frisk undertale
lmao, i feel seen.
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