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Display Name@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

it's gross

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it's gross

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Display Name@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

    • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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      Right here officer. Ya that’s the guy

    • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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      • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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        I’m sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed

        • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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          Oh my sweet summer child…

          • skulblaka@startrek.website
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            For it to be needed regularly.

            Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.

            • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn’t uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it’s cheese pizza.

    • Stanwich@lemmy.world
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      God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

    • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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      Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Chris Chan?

        • xavier666@lemm.ee
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          Oof!

    • Gabu@lemmy.worldBanned
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      You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict… used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they’re dead.

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        deleted by creator

  • far_university1990@feddit.de
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    𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

    • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈@feddit.uk
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      Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayBanned from community
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    • LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml
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      You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

      • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        SPRICH

        • TwoCubed@feddit.de
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          DEUTSCH

          • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            HURENSOHN

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      Removed by mod

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I…don’t get it.

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      In German, “groß” (pronounced the same way as “gross” in English) means “large.”

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        it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

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          you could say it doesnt fit

          That’s what she said?

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for explaining!

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        It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

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      “Gross” means “large” in English

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      deleted by creator

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    Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

    • PorkRoll@lemmy.world
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      I don’t speak pretzel, but I’m pretty sure this is a lie.

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    Works better if she’s french.

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      But the french won’t invade the Kommentarsektion…

  • 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐@lemmy.world
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    “Bye, Beni.”

    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, but he’s got all the horses…

      • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world
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        Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

  • ComradeR@lemmy.ml
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    Then I wake up and remember that I don’t have a dick… Scheiße!

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    That goes without saying.

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