return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoTo all you outside of the US...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square290linkfedilinkarrow-up11.72Karrow-down143
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minus-squareAnnually2747@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoYour family is in our neighbourhood and in this domestic dispute I’m just wondering if I need to call the police or the abundance.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year ago I’m just wondering if I need to call the police or the ambulance Both? One of these guys is a convicted felon turned robber baron and the other is a retirement home escapee who has lost the light in their eyes.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI say this as an American: maybe start making friends with the other countries because we are not gonna be okay whatever happens.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIn America, you can’t call just one—you’ll still get police if you ask for an ambulance. Source: am American, have tried calling for only an ambulance before.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoDid they charge an extra $10k for the police?
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIndeed, the person in the ambulance went bankrupt. I’m not even kidding.
minus-squareatrielienz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWho’s driving that ambulance?
Your family is in our neighbourhood and in this domestic dispute I’m just wondering if I need to call the police or the abundance.
Both? One of these guys is a convicted felon turned robber baron and the other is a retirement home escapee who has lost the light in their eyes.
I say this as an American: maybe start making friends with the other countries because we are not gonna be okay whatever happens.
In America, you can’t call just one—you’ll still get police if you ask for an ambulance.
Source: am American, have tried calling for only an ambulance before.
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Did they charge an extra $10k for the police?
Indeed, the person in the ambulance went bankrupt. I’m not even kidding.
Who’s driving that ambulance?