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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago

its camin home

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its camin home

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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    Don’t live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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      Clearly they need a pressure washing service

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    >England

    >Won

    What did I miss? I’m not a Br*t.

    • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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      England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

      Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

      • ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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        If I were this lady, I’d get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Lose.

        We gonna lose in the Semi. We ain’t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        nope, not a chance

    • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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      Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

      • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukOPM
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        It’s a common joke to censor nationalities like they’re slurs, like ‘fr*nch’.

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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          I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

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            Depends where you’re from ;)

        • thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works
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          If that is common, I’ve rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn’t it only make sense in a forum which isn’t specifically about being British?

          This community is specifically British, I thought, so I’m not sure it makes sense here.

          Maybe I’m just over thinking it.

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            Because br*ts fucking suck ass

            • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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              Oi

              We suck arse thank you very much

              • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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                You got a swearin’ loicense, mate?

                • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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                  I’d show you it mate but you’d just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

            • thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works
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              Brilliant.

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    If Claire’s cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

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    I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn’t serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

    I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can’t imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They’ve just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

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      Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They’re pretty.

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      kids love fireworks you don’t have the only opinions on earth

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      They’re not interesting to you, hence they can’t be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

      There’s lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but ‘because I don’t like them’ is just so self centred.

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      I can’t imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

      Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

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    New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

    • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukOPM
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      The fuck is a ‘hexbear struggle session’?

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        Haha, its when us communist get together and argue in mass about incredibly specific topics until it gets out of hand

        • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)@feddit.ukOPM
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          Isn’t that just any leftist get together?

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            Yeah 😔

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    No, merica won

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