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merridew@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Man who spent all his money on NFTs fails to pay his gas bill with JPEG of an ape

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Man who spent all his money on NFTs fails to pay his gas bill with JPEG of an ape

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merridew@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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As news emerged that the NFT market has all but collapsed, leaving millions of NFTs effectively worthless, a man who spent all of his life savings on NFTs, convinced they would make him rich, has s…
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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    It’s usually pretty easy to buy gas with pictures of apes

    • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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      Wtf did you just copy and paste my wallet? Stop right there criminal scum

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        You wouldn’t download a dollar bill… would you?

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          Not a million years! I downloaded the $100 and $50 bills, respectively.

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        You have $188? Show-off

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      Hey! Those are great apes, man. Let’s not minimize them.

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      Wow, haven’t seen a $2 bill in ages.

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        We need to bring them back, lots of things are $1.xx, and very few things are under $1. If anything, we should get rid of the $1 bill and mint more $1 coins.

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          This sent me down a rabbit hole wondering why I haven’t seen one in so long. This in particular was interesting to me:

          The public didn’t want to use these bills, so the Federal Reserve found a way to recover the cost of printing. From World War II until at least the 1980s, you could find sweet old “Tom” getting a workout in Military pay envelopes, USOs, Post Exchanges, commissaries, and wherever you find soldiers.

          Because the last time I remember seeing one was as a kid in the 80s at the Army base in Grafenwoehr, Germany - I found it on the floor of the small arcade in the cafeteria there. That was worth 8 video game plays!

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    Pay it with a picture of a spider

    • Kahlenar@lemmy.world
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      There it is

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    What did he expect when using a lossy format like JPEG?

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    Removed by mod

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    deleted by creator

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