“…'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!”

I don’t care if he’s Muhammad “I’m hard” Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.

Mommy, where’s Fluffy?

My partner is drunk again. I’m supposed to get up at 5am tomorrow to drive her to work. The same thing has happened for the past 2 or 3 weekends, and so far she still has a job, but her drinking has cost her more than half a dozen jobs in the past few years and her behaviour shows no signs of changing.

I’m growing more and more resentful because she doesn’t want to go through with any sort of addiction treatment. My own counsellor has offered to me to connect her with someone, and there’s addiction treatment on-demand available at the local hospital, but she just doesn’t want to do any of it.

I know that addiction is not as straightforward as just asking for help, but I’ve been out of work for more than a year and a half and can’t find anything, while she hops from job to job like this.

There are times when I just want a break from watching her self-destruct, but she’d probably be on the streets if she wasn’t living with me.

I have ADHD and am probably on the autism spectrum, and I know I’m not always easy to deal with. But she never tells me what she’s feeling or what she wants, and it feels like any effort I make to support her, or even just keep an eye on her to make sure she stays on the wagon, ends up as wasted energy. And it’s already all I can do to keep searching for work.

I’ve only watched one season of White Lotus but it captures bourgeois social pathologies like nothing else I can think of. Except maybe Succession.

“How DARE he go to war… without asking the adults first!”

The People Under the Stairs

Haiiii yeeee aaaaaaah, foooooooh ceeeeeees

Haiiii yeeee aaaaaaah, foooooooh ceeeeeees

She talkin mad shit for someone who only has eight months until her next video comes out.

Both look like they eat poop.

With mint frosting.

Not sure if this one is confirmed either but here’s a photo:

EDIT: Probably fake

It has been zero (0) days since we teetered the brink of global war.

They shoulda called it Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2.

Sort by “controversial” to take Psychic damage. “He had a flamethrower five seconds earlier.”

Simon Tatham’s Portable Puzzle Collection

How many were in that series?

My Teacher is an Alien

My Teacher Friend My Brain

My Teacher Flunked the Planet

EDIT: My Teacher Glows in the Dark was 3rd in the series.