Late night service is almost entirely taken by restaurant staff. Everything will get worse

Woah woah woah. Those billion dollar companies are investing in our town, that’s why we are giving them the equivalent of millions of dollars a year for free. -s

So it just shows how Jewish people in the USA don’t align with Israel.

So nothing. No power. It just showed that being pro Palestine doesn’t piss off Jewish people in the USA.

It was selling tungsten cubes to another AI who’s job was to restock the vending machine.

Clippy? I need help

Someone has to generate the bugs we pay you to fix.

You can think of it as a chance to start a diet too.

“Great” is actually an acronym for Get Racist Every Available Time.

Sounds like you wanted a cat not a child.

Media in the USA has been pro car for a long time. So many sitcoms make taking the bus seem like a horrible experience.

I may just be stupid, but why does the mayor of NYC’s stance on Palestine matter? What power does the mayor have to affect the situation?

Remember when the Canada wildfires caused a toilet paper shortage in the USA. The USA is about to be in a world of poop.

I think that’s actually just dirt. I recommend the sanitize cycle on your dishwasher to make sure it’s clean.

hot dog or not hot dog

I don’t know if the USA currently sells data. It appears to be illegal but the current administration doesn’t always play by the rules.

Have you ever used a phrase activated voice assistant (hey Google, Alexa, Siri). They are always listening in case you use the phrase. Amazon and Google both admit they record and stores voice data. Google sells ads based on search history.

False. All data has value. Vitals can 100% be used to sell targeted ads for pharmacuticals, supplements, lifestyle brands, gyms, and more. Also if it has a microphone it’s listening to everything.

You ever been to a tropical island? They do not salt their roads, but still have lots of pot holes.

Jeff Goldblum just going to town on a female triceratops only to realize it’s a male.

That’s double indemnity. You can’t be tried for robbing the same bank twice. -s