That’s an optimistic point of view. I think world war 3 is far more likely. Trump has been testing the waters internationally with the talk about invading Greenland. He wants to invade Poland, if you know what I mean.

So you’re gonna tell the giant rock lady she needs to lose weight because she can’t fit in a jeffries tube?

Does her species even store energy as fat? I ask because you’re clearly claiming expertise in this subject.

Oh, that’s because Rick Berman is a fatphobic and misogynist piece of shit. He wouldn’t let Troi wear a Starfleet uniform until she lost weight.

Jankom Pog and Rok-Tahk are Starfleet officers in New Trek who have a wider build.

You want to be intimate with her or not?

No, not really. I’m asexual. I don’t want to do anything with her, I just think she looks nice. Being friends with her would be nice, I guess, but not if I’m going to make her uncomfortable.

You gather when you’re hungry. Hunger is as good a measure as time.

Time is a social construct. People living under capitalist regimes are sensitive about having their time wasted because they need to sell their time in order to survive.

Is she named after the cat from Avatar?

Oh, she’s actually going to hell for freeing up more parking spaces. The guy upstairs doesn’t like it when people make life easier for car drivers

Why are you still using Twitter you Nazi apologists (not you OP, the person in the tweet)

Horse and Sparrow economics: the horse eats the food and the sparrow picks undigested seeds out of its poo

In Contact Harvest, Truth learns of a new species that has been discovered, and apparently the old Forerunner scanners say the humans have a lot of holy Forerunner artifacts that are indicated by this symbol:

Truth goes to talk to the old Forerunner AI kept prisoner in the basement and says “You guys didn’t provide a legend with your scanners, what’s this thing?”

Mendicant Bias the Forerunner AI explains, “Oh, that’s the symbol for Reclaimer. Reclaimers are the people my old bosses chose to inherit our empire after they all kicked the bucket.”

Truth says “Wait, you’re saying this is a planet full of demigods?”

Mendicant Bias is like “Yeah, haha, I guess if you insist on worshipping my creators as gods, then you’d better start worshipping these people instead from now on. They’re supposed to be your new bosses.”

Truth says “No, absolutely not. I worked much too hard to become a space pope and I’m not letting the second coming of Jesus get in the way of my plans. I’m going to declare a space jihad against these new aliens so nobody finds out they’re demigods.”

Anyway, the new species were humans and the Covenant declared a holy war and nearly wiped humanity out. Truth also ordered a genocide of the Sangheili after the Sangheili generals started asking a few too many tricky questions like “why are we having a space jihad against the humans they seem nice”

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Also if Trump is any Halo character, he’s the Prophet of Truth