Why don’t you just eat what you like and generate a millisecond of joy for the 15 minutes you live on this accursed planet…

I don’t like pineapple on pizza. Some people do. We can both exist and have pizza.

That summoning circle is gonna need some filtering… Jus sayin…

What’s wrong with bein’ sexy?

Gosford Park. It’s the slowest, most boring thing I’ve ever survived.

It dat noir, baby!

Inappropes

Came here to say exactly this. Only commented cause I can’t upvote twice.

If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…

‘#nailedit’

All I want right now is some robust-ass art nerd to swoop in and tell us what this kind of art is actually called other than “90’s clip art”

If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

If ever there was an old movie IP that would absolutely rip as a video game, it’s defo “In the Mouth of Madness”

I can’t argue with that as logic, but I think casting her as some ridiculous Muppet is a real flavor we need. Maybe Bald Eagle or Rizzo the Rat.

Schindler’s List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

I love “In the Mouth of Madness”

Do you read Sutter Cain?

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! WE ARE THE DALEKS!

I am a bot, and I’m super not-happy about it.

I am so ready to abandon Windows on my laptop. The only software I need that doesn’t run on Linux or have an equivalent Linux option is Serato DJ Pro. Literally the only thing keeping Windows in the house.

Comfortable Doug.

He just gets me.

Exactly what I thought of