If your stove doesn’t require water cooling to stop the metal from warping, how do you achieve Wok Hei?

Why is everyone surprised that a YouTuber literally named after the Nicaraguan Contras [citation needed] is going to be reactionary? If she was called SandinistaPoints these takes would be surprising.

There was a post from an Israeli settler who wants to leave Israel and to move back to the country where she was born, and ending it with “…but it’s hard to leave your home”

They’re not paying any attention to the words coming out of their mouths. Head empty, just (fucked up) vibes.

It was used for the podcast Chapo Trap House because it was liberal nonsense. Way too far right wing. They don’t even advocate for a violent revolution smdh.

Oh so that’s why Sabra tastes so weird

Kids: Hey old man, you’re bald, and you’re mad

Old man: I’m not malding, you’re malding

God: Here are some bears

“You mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America. I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning.”

“But this is Japan!”

“Every country in the world belongs to America”

Uhh, let me be disappear

The Germans? Those Pickelhaube wearing dachshund tenders? Bah. Flimshaw.

Oh, is that how biblically accurate angels are created?

Neat.

Wait we have a new owl?

The 90’s were great, I was living with my grandparents in a retirement community built by the state for retired Communist Party cadres, revolutionaries, veterans, etc. Some of my neighbours literally participated in the Long March.

Why the fuck did I leave China again?

I know some parts of the world use “ironmonger” for “hardware store” but the number of people using that phrase unironically must be quite low nowadays

More like Brianna 误, how incorrect can you be?

Fill it entirely with bamboo, subsist off of that like a panda. Hell, we got a volcel pledge going too, why not subsist off of a grass that really, really doesn’t want to be eaten?

And the moral of the story was that they had to compromise “the way” anyway.

Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks

Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday

Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars

You guys aren’t just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???

This is no laughing matter I’m afraid. How many dissidents will the Cuomingtang kill or send to the Gabagulags before order is restored?