I’m the captain now.

But the wasps have appeared in the last couple of days.

I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

A Place In The Sunni.

Followed by Homes Under The Hamas.

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

It was no Virgin Megastore.

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?