He strikes me more as a Waffles House waiter.

I hope he becomes a waiter at Zohran’s table of success.

Red Army, the painter served for a year in the 50s I think

Yeah but the majority of Americans wouldn’t care that much if it ended up happening anyway.

Oh come on it’s not that hard to pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

How do you feel about “sorry if I mispronounce this” guys?

BAAAABBBBYYYY!!!

stavvy and adam invented to make fun of

Well that backfired stupendously.

What if Nick Mullen ended up our Lenin?

Was he going after their nuts?

(Bad joke I know)

I feel like the corporate offices of discord would be a more logical target to avenge Kirk

I wake up at 6 cuz I always got to pee but I can usually fall back asleep for another 2-3 hours after.

Also I work the evening shift at my job so I’m a bit of a night owl.

Why fucking Tony Blaire?

a nagging cough

Okay I thought you said “nagging couch” at first and I thought that was funny, cuz this medical quackery fascination also lined up pretty well with a period of my mom’s life where he became super sedentary and demanding. Like she’d spend most of the day binge watching reality TV and yelling at us kids to get her things and do stuff around the house, and then yell at my dad when he got home from his full time job with an hour commute each way to make dinner and pack our lunches for tomorrow.

I know the “nagging wife” thing is a boomer man trope but I think my dad is actually justified in complaining about it a bit.

Sorry to trauma dump though!

Now you’re SUPER GAY!

Yeah but I can put a candle in you now and your eyes will glow!

Oh god did you have to ever take enzyme aids or fish oils?

My mom gave me a shit ton of quack supplements when I got diagnosed. It’s a pretty common vector for conservative weirdos.

NGL, I’d probably dig living there.

Awww, come here!