Snapple fact: You’re rather whack
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Guess I’m moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksOPMto Fallout New Vegas@lemmy.world•when you realize the character living in the post apocalyptic wasteland has a better sleep schedule than youEnglish4·10 days agoForget flight or super strength, I want that menu as my superpower
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But does it taste better than sleepy-time chicken?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This guy. Abrahemic religions are mental illness and a plague against progressEnglish2·20 days agodeleted by creator
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Music@lemmy.world•What's the most niche genre you like?English2·21 days agoMaidcore. It’s (usually) instrumental metal, but the artists go by names like [blank] The Maid. Yakui The Maid, Chikoi The Maid, Ozoi The Maid…
Yakui The Maid - In Affliction
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•will document for sex52·23 days agoAbsolutely not. I’d rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"593·23 days agoYou see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Games@lemmy.world•The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered - Update 1.1 (Beta)English11·24 days agoPatch notes show that everything they fixed were crashes, freezes, and items or NPCs not spawning. They originally said that they would keep a lot of exploits and jank as it’s part of Oblivion’s charm, and it looks like they are staying true to that
Everyone sampling the Amen drum break. From Slipknot and every breakcore artist, to the Powerpuff Girls and Futurama theme songs, everyone is sampling the Amen drum break.
Automation and controls engineer here, and I would get fired so fast from that because I saw what you wrote and what I actually read was, “make the safeties and guarding as robust and expensive as possible since all the workers will be untrained and inexperienced.”
If you want to see some scary shit, tell me I have a fully autonomous zone fully enclosed in three feet of concrete and I’m going to find out exactly how fast these ABB IRB 4400’s can move before they rip out their mounting bolts.
It’s where the 4channers go when they specifically want to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people. So yeah, I’d say it’s worse
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net•go on, grow your own food, they can't stop you11·30 days agoAlternate title: How to end up on a Monstanto hit list
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[deleted, removed due to technical issues, reuploading]11·1 month agoA site dedicated to archiving information about notable or peculiar users on the internet.
At least that’s what they claim, but really it is just a place for trolls to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•Parrying Is The Worst Thing In Video GamesEnglish183·1 month agoAt least he knows his opinions are bad lmao
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•DOOM: The Dark Ages Has Reportedly Sold Less Than 1 Million CopiesEnglish111·1 month agoHad a lot of fun with Doom 2016, and I fucking loved Eternal. However, it wouldn’t feel right to support id Software with the way they treated Mick Gordon, especially with all the work he put into the soundtracks for both of the games. Plus the dragon and mech parts looked really weird in Dark Ages. I have a friend who did play the game and he wasn’t too impressed, and he said that the dragon and mech parts were basically really boring on-rails sections. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything not playing it
Since I have to come in to work on Saturday for “a couple of hours” and I know it is going to be a full shift from 2pm to 10pm, I am not exactly in a very productive mood today. If anyone tries to bug me at my desk, I am definitely gonna go out to a random production area and space out while I stare at machinery for a couple of hours