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mrrrp *slowly blinks*

Senior devs don’t wash their balls. Got it.

You learn something every day!!

unfortunately the world is falling apart already on its own…

outside: snakes
inside: snacks

a bit of column A and a bit of column B

I got so angry reading those directions I almost downvoted 😮

push button to start purring.

OMG I love this!

God forbid a girl has hobbies! Keep at it!

Cattus romanus!

Just the other day I was thinking that we need to create an EUB (european union bus) standard to replace USB (united states bus) 🤣

Glad to not be the only one who has thought about that 🤣

They always love you… They just don’t show it much, they’re like kids from that point of view. But when they’re dying they realise they don’t have much time together, and they want to maximise it. They’re like “thank you for everything, you’re the best I love you and I want to stay with you until I’m dead”

That’s because insanity is stored as a floating point number. It doesn’t wrap, but at a certain point it maxes out at Infinity. That’s when you know you have ascended.

Technically it also exists the negative Infinity level of insanity, but scientists are not sure if that’s really a thing or not.

This is genius

One time a client of the first type complemented us for the inclusion of a certain feature in the application. It was a mistake, shouldn’t have been there. But he was so happy about it and so… it’s still there

I love when the clients are always positive and excited even when you present them objective trash.

I hate when the clients are always negative and grumpy even when you present them quality stuff.

The few ones of the first type make the second type more bearable :)

If anything it feels like it’s getting worse

Huggg ❤️❤️

I’m now imagining a cat astronaut jumping napping on the moon.

both.