Nice try, it’s only an attempted murder.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Enlarged prostate?

But her mom has got it going on.

One of the Ultima series of games.

I remember when games had swag. I still have a cloth map from one of my games.

I’m glad to see site-wide action taken against the spread of harmful disinformation.

And I bet the mods won’t see a nickel of that revenue.

Mother Earth.

Practice mindfulness and enjoy the present.

IMO the original purpose of homework was to keep the children occupied while the adults prepared dinner. That isn’t really needed anymore. Plus studies have shown the benefits of homework are negligible. Stop teaching kids there is no solid work/life balance.

Angry potato.

It was from coconut milk.

Red colored plugs.

No low-balling. I know what I got.

Nurses used to compliment me on my veins.

Thanks.

This is from a Thanksgiving episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Photoshop removed.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.