You ever slept on a big stack of cash?!?! So comfortable!

Just a joke, its damn ridiculous. When you have that much money you need a lot of ladders to get down!

Again just joking. It is disgusting…

Stop asking rapists for advice!

Council pop.

To Americans, America is the world.

Lucky you

Already some way better answers than i could give, however I would stonely suggest you take a look at using it. Windows is terrible, especially nowadays, and for the general user (“office”, web browsing, etc) its 100% stable, easy to use, and free!

There will be a slight learning curve for new users if your not especially tech savvy, as your question implies you may not be, but if you choose the right distro (version) you’ll be fine!

Linux can be super complicated, if you want it to be, but can also be super simple if you dont need it to be.

No particular reason, just having a good times with some mates and I took it a bit far.

I cant comment on the dude in the article, cause I can’t be arsed to read it but, what you described happened to me. Stayed up for 3 days straight and, according to the doctors, it caused an epileptic fit.

I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.

Damn, how’d you train a donkey to drive?

…so like, which one you picking?

NO! YOU FUCKING UPGRADE!

It does if it’s tight. I couldn’t wash it due to the extreme tightness. I don’t agree with doing it for religious reasons, just saying your argument there is not without holes.

I like that idea, only problem i have is picking who works which days. Like i want days off with my partner but if we are on opposite shifts we wont see each other.

No!

I always wondered about that, thanks.

Yeah 6

I dont think thats how statistics work.

Its the internet, no matter how much people here like to think lemmy is some kind of special utopia its no different to any other site or social media.

Yeah, so im gonna need three of these.