Why is Cowbee tracking your Lemmy usage? That’s just a weird thing to say.

I forgot who was trying to organize the union (Ventura??), but Hogan found out and ran to Vince McMahon.

I might have seen a couple episodes of Talk Soup, and now I’m worried about Greg Kinnear’s career.

I will swerve my car to avoid hitting a squirrel. Superman and I are basically the same person.

Yes.

Remember when you didn’t have to consume 10 different media to understand the plot of one mediocre movie?

Now I hear that games are going to be part of the new DC universe. I don’t have time for that.

I wonder what the company’s password policy was.

I don’t think the 2nd season of Andor would have hit as hard in any other year but this one.

You’ll still be able to access content you own

Haha yes, that was never in doubt.

It makes me sad that I canceled Paramount+ a month ago. I wish I had waited until now.

I would do this, but am in America and don’t need to. Seriously, a guy I work with came up behind me about a year ago and said “I was in {city where I live} last weekend, and it’s starting to look like a third world country. Where did all the n-----s come from?”

I used to think Democrats didn’t release “the list” because Bill Clinton is on it. But I find it hard to believe Trump could keep his mouth shut if that were the case. So either Clinton isn’t on there, or Trump hasn’t actually seen the list. Either way, it’s telling that Trump is fighting so hard to keep this information secret.

Who could have known the Four Corners of the Flat Earth would form a 2-dimensional manifold inside a 3-dimensional flat earth?

If they’re going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.

I’m going to tell you what I did. Don’t take mental health advice from some asshole in the internet.

I had two extra voices in my head. One would wait for me to be alone, and then bring up all the minutia in my life I was embarrassed about. The other would bring up my most depressing moments and just groan in my ear and distract me.

The first one I built a cabin for, and put him in it. Whenever I would think about one of those embarrassing moments, I’d put it in a plastic garbage bag, open the door to the cabin, and throw the bag as hard as I could into his face. Gradually I needed him less and less. Eventually he disappeared, so I just put the garbage bags in a can outside the door. Nobody lives there now, and the cabin has decayed into just a rough mound of dirt. The flowers from the window-box are growing in the mound.

I was more viscous with the other one. Every time he showed up, I imagined grabbing him by the neck and just pummeling his face bruised and bloody. Eventually he disappeared too.

I can remember those embarrassing moments or the causes of my depression without hurt now. They don’t have power over me anymore.

Cancer patient.

I would recommend a Constitutional Convention every 100 years, but I’m afraid the Supreme Court would give Trump the power to move it up 50 years and completely fuck us.

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Didn’t Microsoft try this bullshit with Windows 8? I don’t want a phone interface on my laptop, and I don’t want a laptop interface on my phone.

He issued an executive order reopening a coal plant slated for closure in Michigan. We’re beyond “fear”, and he doesn’t need any report (even a flawed one) to do what he wants.