WHY DOES THE ROBOT HAVE CAKE
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
holy shit look at all this dort
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Cake day: 2025年6月25日
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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•Scientists are stunned at what is perhaps the first recorded instance of a grok W (CW: Weird Indian racism because apparently the dude who got owned is Indian?)English8·57 分钟前People arguing with AI will always be the funniest shit to me lmao
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Tantric sex? You mean multiplayer gooning?English6·15 小时前You leave my goons out of this
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish4·19 小时前Don’t be silly that’s just the mods playing a silly prank hehehoho
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish4·19 小时前HahahahaHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I’M TOTALLY FINE N N Nnnnnn
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckleEnglish4·20 小时前Why did the chicken cross the road?
spoiler
BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to beanEnglish5·22 小时前Back to the beanis mines for me
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to beanEnglish7·24 小时前Fuck fuck fuck
The beanis union will be hearing about this
@Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net yo can you believe this shit?
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to beanEnglish5·24 小时前But boss, I’ve already cooked all the beans we have!
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish12·1 天前They can’t handle the truth
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish12·1 天前My mother did WHAT?!
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish13·1 天前Something SCANDALOUS
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•How to make a Hexbear nervousEnglish14·1 天前deleted by creator
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPto badposting@hexbear.net•The call is coming from inside the House! 😱English1·1 天前Phone was YOU
I hope to hell shit like this is just confused bots playing the role of people who will defend the worst shit ever.