Concerts costing that much are never worth it. I spend ~400$ for 2 nosebleed SZA tickets for my wife 2 years ago. We were watching the jumbotron the whole time.
My birthday shows this year are 30 and 50 a ticket and we can actually be see the musicians. I know I’m being a dumb hipster, but its so hard to justify ticket prices for large artists. What’s the point of going to a football stadium to listen to live music. You could get a decent home sound system for the same price
Somehow I dont think this fits in NotTheOnion. The Onion has been pretty decent these last few years, and reality is showing itself to not even be good satire. This seems to be more of a phoned in Onion article at best.