Esoteir [he/him]

it’s peak internet-core, as long as there’s another generation of ND kids that like post-Oingo Boingo-core indietronica music there’ll be another wave of animation memes/tiktoks using the album

it’s wild that siivagunner is almost a decade old now, time really does fly

playing games other than balatro?!

the real way to sniff out libs is if they say A Bug’s Life or Robots is communist 🙄

the true communist media is Antz, obviously

it will not

notice how they made a damage control tweet asking people “what is it about a server browser that is important to you lot?” (aka: see! portal does what’s most important to you anyway, you don’t NEED a server browser!)

and then proceeded to use a bunch of corporate buzzwords saying “our server browser solution” instead of just saying “our server browser” which they would if they had one

there is no server browser

no server browser no purchase simple as

new bit idea: get liberals to commit maximal cringe by convincing them making new tone indicators based on 1984 is a good idea

• /crimethink

• /doubleplusungood

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• /fullwise

• /bellyfeel

that game is tragic, they had a cool art style and then animated that art style in Macromedia Flash with a budget of about five dollars, the visuals look absolutely terrible

omg its france from clair obscur expedition 33 haii! ≧∇≦

RETVRN to Bomberman: Act Zero

back in my day if a poster even pretended they knew wtf a buca di beppo was they would have to moderate fakenews for an entire week as punishment

yeah they started doing a bit where they would ask people if they were italian and then livestream themselves shitting in a bowl of pasta with their username written on it

they took about forty seven shits before the admins finally were able to contact the local olive garden supplying the pasta and tell them to ban them from the restaurant

last I heard they’re on lemmygrad now shitting into red lobster boil bags

legally though i do have to say this is all just a fakenews joke for badposting

so basically JohnBrown317 posted a bit about the admins banning someone for being italian, but that caused a struggle session over actual anti-italian sentiments on the site, which caused a bunch of libs coming in from other fediverse sites to start waxing poetic about columbus, which ended up in another ban wave it was wild. unfortunately poop_pheasant caught a stray ban during this for flying too close to the bit sun

brawl minus, ganondorf

all roads lead to repo man

im sorry to do this but this is literally an XKCD bit 😔

free him

obsidian desperately needs to stop making FPS games and go back to making real-time with pause games

yeah so basically the outer worlds game is a really, really lib satire of space capitalism where the game’s “good” solution to each planet’s problems are either centrism or replacing the bad capitalism (outdated 1900s capitalism pastiche) guy with the good capitalism (ethical capitalism where workers are off on the weekends!) guy

the tweet is a reference to another game that their CEO said was going to be 80 dollars and then walked it back to 70 dollars, so they’re doing a really shitty joke “haha guys remember when that OTHER game set their game price too high and hiked it back?” while selling their game for seventy dollars

ong one of the highlights of the year for me was the new captain america movie bombing so hard they put ne zha 2 into imax theaters, shit was an absolute treat