Have you tried being deathly allergic to cats? I hear that makes them love you.

I think we can call them astroturfed garbage.

I assume it means going outside in the fresh air.

Honestly the less you know and the less you think about any meat you’re eating in general, the more enjoyable it is.

Woof. I haven’t had nearly the same adventures in meat as you have, but I can say that duck tongue is gross.

Those words in that order are a pretty wild ride.

Looking for the chart of Most Slammed Presidents Since 1952.

Fun fact: the word “galaxy” has the root of “milk” in it. It’s dairy all the way down.

Galactic / lactic

Siri or Heygoogle

There’s a VR game that I think has a flat port as well, called The Last Worker. You basically play The Last human working at an obvious Amazon analogue. It’s pretty entertaining.

8 was designed terribly, but the engineering was unbelievably good. It was more streamlined and stable than it had ever been, it was just skinned by a tablet-obsessed moron.

10 was a huge step back in technical quality, but it undid a lot of the stupid mistakes on the front-end.

There do seem to be some cracks there but he’s still been an incredible purchase for Putin.

I don’t think we wrested Florida from the jaws of the deep. I think the deep left it on our doorstep and ditched. We’re stuck with it unless we can pawn it off on the moon or something.

My Russian is rusty, but here’s a rough translation: “We invaded Ukraine and have had our asses kicked thoroughly and dramatically, but we would still like to win and take a bunch of their territory.”

I might have missed a conjugation or two.

As I understand it, Onyx Boox/Palma devices are great, but Onyx is a flagrant violator of GPL FWIW. For a full size reader I always recommend/second the Kobo Libra Colour and for a Palma replacement, the Bigme Hibreak is fantastic and also comes in color for a great price.

It really was brutal, but in the way that makes you very aware that it’s your fault for sucking at it.

I used to sing Sub Terrania’s praises long before it was cool. That game is a gem. The development team was a bunch of demoscene madmen who were able to wring miracles out of the Genesis and eventually created IO Interactive, which went on to make Hitman and the upcoming 007 game.

Their later game, Red Zone, is a technological flex like nothing else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyrinx

Now apply this to like, everything else ever.

Machine designed to convincingly fake human internet conversation sucks at ____________!

Reminded me of this old gem, original source sadly lost to the sands of the web.

https://www.tumblr.com/bronzedragon/134566456684/two-medieval-monks-invent-bestiaries

Zuckerberg exclusive. Hard pass.

If you want to click through a 60-page EULA written by Zuck’s lawyers without reading it and then strap a battery of cameras and microphones to your face for a few hours, feel free, but I don’t think you’re a very conscientious person if you do.