Add $75 for each pet if allowed! My buddy was apartment hunting recently and was given a rental agreement that said he would have a deductible on repairs and would have to cover anything over $250. The landlord was just looking to scam and sue someone for repairs he had to do to keep up to code. America’s cooked indeed.

Feel good from Mouth to South!

Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks:

Context can certainly change over time. If Rudy Giuliani died in 2002, he’d be remembered as ‘America’s Mayor’.

Bash fash?

Pour Some Urine on Me, my Leper Friend.

I was just thinking I haven’t heard of anything atrocious from Nestle in a few months. I’m glad they’re still out there proving they’re shit bags.

Exactly what I was thinking! Maybe Grok ‘graduated’ from PragerU…

Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!

It’s like when a character says the name of the movie.

Same. My company gives 2 weeks a year for the first 3 years and then one extra week after that. So generous!

“In fact, there’s no need to retire at all when you can just microdose retirement one week a year! Think of how much PTO you’ll accrue by the time you’re 80.”

The original cover, too! I never liked the rerelease art for this, Chaosphere or Nothing.

“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”

Dad?

This band is incredible. They definitely have a unique sound that comes through on every song. They have a new album coming late October, too!

All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.

It kind of looks like you smoke weed out of it.

Honestly, if they’re still whining about their dryness at this point, with all the thoughts and prayers we’ve sent, it’s just greedy.

“Bogey down, skills issue. Can I get an F on comms, over.”